My Head Is Bigger Than Yours!

[MoseyWalker]

Prove me wrong!

ask me something, and get a semi coherent answer

[jilln]

1. do avocados grow on bushes or trees?

[MoseyWalker]

2. Avacados grow on

tushees.

I thought everyone knew that!

[jilln]

3. You're right!

That was semi-coherent!

[MoseyWalker]

4. told ja

that I kinda knew what I was sayin'.

yep.

next question please!

[Deja Q]

5. I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

:P

[MoseyWalker]

6. You already showed me your happy faces!

I have those too!

but..........

[jilln]

7. What the heck is wrong with people?

[MoseyWalker]

8. they don't know the difference

between wrong and people.

Or, for that matter, right and what is hanging off their ear.

I don't know.

Could be genetics. Could be environment. Could be both or neither. All I know is...

There are some people out there who are very, very wrong.

[jilln]

9. Who remembers to get a haircut every 6 weeks?

[MoseyWalker]

10. those who think those pesky

hairs feel like parasites, or worms, or something.

[jilln]

11. Why do dogs sometimes push their food bowls around?

[MoseyWalker]

12. The number one reason is

big noses. Dogs have big noses. It cannot be denied.

Number two reason:

they still smell the residue of when Uncle Ernie was around touching everything, and maybe even threw up in their bowl.

I have more.........

[femmocrat]

13. Is your head bigger than Brittney's?

Amazing what a huge head she has, for holding such a tiny brain.

[MoseyWalker]

14. No, ashamedly so, but

her ears are more goofy looking!

[jilln]

15. How?

[Richard Steele]

16. Mine is 60.3cm in diameter.

[MoseyWalker]

17. Cornelian maestros do not count

sorry