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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 06:58 PM
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I wish my laundry could masturbate...
so it would do itself. x(
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:03 PM
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1. hrmm....
I rarely find myself cleaner after masturbating, so you might want to rethink this.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:11 PM
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2. I'd rather my laundry clean itself than... mess itself...
:yoiks:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:12 PM
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3. HA! What a great thread title!
:rofl:

:thumbsup:

:hi:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:21 PM
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4. Heh...boredom becomes me.
:P :hi:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:22 PM
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5. I hate doing laundry.
But we need clean clothes, right?!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 07:22 PM
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6. I wish my lawn was "emo"
so it would cut itself.

/thanks A.EOG
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 08:01 PM
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7. ROFLMAO!
:silly: :rofl:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 08:44 PM
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8. JAYSUS ZOMBIE
moving you up my asses to be kicked list
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 08:56 PM
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9. Yay Skittles!!
:)


:P
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 09:43 PM
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11. that boy needs a LEASH, lizzie!
yes INDEED! :hi:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 08:57 PM
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10. Freak!
:rofl:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 09:44 PM
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12. You just want to watch.
You perv! :o
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 09:47 PM
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13. OMG...
:spray:
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-19-07 09:50 PM
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14. Aw man,
IBTL.

Also

:wtf:




:D
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-20-07 07:53 AM
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15. Hehe, I killed this thread before it could be locked
:D
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