What will happen when I hit 10,000 posts?

[undeterred]

:scared:

[itsmesgd]

1. I dunno, let's see

[undeterred]

2. What if its like Y2K only 5 times worse

Actually Y2K wasn't so bad, if you were on call that night.

[itsmesgd]

3. I was on call in a government bunker

[undeterred]

5. Did you get paid well?

IT people got to wildly overcharge for being on call.

[itsmesgd]

7. I was on salary, and I wasnt a computer guy

I was in a task force at the time. Everybody was expecting near-anarchy if anything went bad. We ended up grilling some burgers once we saw that Europe was not having any problems with the flip.

[LostInAnomie]

4. Skinner shows up at your house and punches you in the face...

... because he knows he owns you.

[undeterred]

6. Doesn't he send me a new computer or a dozen roses?

I mean, you'd think he'd do something nice for me....

[LostInAnomie]

11. Nope, he doesn't even say a word...

... just shows up wearing a DU t-shirt that says "Skinner" on it, punches you in the face HARD, then walks back to his car and drives off.

You'd expect more, but there's not.

[SPKrazy]

8. You Will Be Transported By Limousine

to a wonderful place to have dinner

with the DU'er(s) of your choice...;)


:shrug:

[undeterred]

9. really?

I've never actually heard of that happening. :hi:

I would like to go to Paris for dinner... anyone who is in the Lounge when I hit 10000 can come too.

[SPKrazy]

17. Woo Hoo Skinner, Make The Reservations Now!

lock the lounge up

teleport us all to Paris with undeterred like you usually do.

:hi:

thanks Skinner

:rofl:

congrats undeterred!

:woohoo:

:thumbsup:

way to go!

:hug:

[sce56]

20. Well you need to make sure it is a very thought ful post one that will stick in minds!

Don't you think?

[undeterred]

21. too late

:bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. WTF? All I got was a damn cake.

:evilfrown:

[SPKrazy]

18. aye, well, sorry rev

you need to get back to the prison post haste to guard the inmates

the cake prolly had a file in it.

:shrug:

:rofl:

:hug:

[trof]

12. You get a toaster. No...Wait...that's if you're lesbian.

Sorry I got your hopes up.
:-(

[undeterred]

13. How come there's no toaster for being straight?

I'm just askin'...:shrug:

[trof]

14. It would take too many toasters.

We're saving the toasters for special people.
;-)

[undeterred]

15. My toaster is broken.

I plugged it in, pushed down the button, and nothing happened. I guess I'll go buy one.

[SPKrazy]

19. They Prolly Still Have The Talking Toasters At Big Lots

well they aren't really talking toasters

just toasters with radios on them :crazy:

I bought one :silly:

I plugged it in and it had a gospel station playing on it and at first I thought there was no way to change the station. Thank goodness there was. Then it went to another gospel station and I thought maybe it only played gospel music.

But in the end, it has a "seek" function instead of a dial to tune it, and it toasts pretty well.

$20 for a toaster that talks!

:shrug:

[undeterred]

16. woohoo!

:woohoo: :applause: :grouphug: :party: :bounce: :party: :bounce: :woohoo: :toast: :applause:

[mzteris]

22. we all show up at your house

for a party.

:party: :toast: :party:

[madrchsod]

23. you will receive a home on lake monona

but you will have to invite all the du`rs for a housewarming party

[undeterred]

26. Can I have one on Lake Mendota instead?

Actually, I'd like the Governor's mansion if you please...:party: Then I will throw wild parties for all of us!

[nuxvomica]

24. You will experience DUtenment

Which means you'll totally understand things like the "mark" function.

[Generic Brad]

25. Let me post around 9100 more times and I'll let you know

But if you don't want to wait that long, you will tell the rest of us. Won't you?

[Redstone]

27. Your hands will fall off from all the typing. I've found that elbows, if you have sharp ones,

make a reasonable substitute. Better than using your nose, anyway.

Redstone

[bigwillq]

28. You get a congrats from me!

Congrats on 10K! :toast: :bounce:

[Rhiannon12866]

29. You'll get congrats from newyawker99, and from the rest of us...

I made it and you will too.

Rhiannon:grouphug:

[jobycom]

30. Ever see the movie "Tron?"

But don't worry, some of us in here are really not as geeky as others think we are.