If __________ were a mod, the Lounge would __________.

[Oeditpus Rex]

GO! :bounce:

[Kutjara]

1. Caligula/have more threads about bestiality.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Oeditpus Rex ... Gramatically correct.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. If Oeditpus Rex were a mod, the Lounge would

turn into one on going Monty Python sketch... Oh, what, it already has. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Yeah, but

which one? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. hmmm,

The one from The Meaning of Life, where the guy picks his own death? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. You mean...

:scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Bwhahahaha yes

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Who would be the pursuee?

And who would be the pursuers? :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Judging by another post down thread...

SPK and every chick in the Lounge. Oh dear.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Rats

Then I don't wanna play. x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. But then you'd be dead.

And you wouldn't be able to enjoy all the lovely topless Lounge Ladies.



:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Nuh-uh

If they chased SPK steada me, I wouldn't fall off the cliff. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Wait, I thought you were whining because *wanted* to be chased

Stop confusing me! :crazy:


Or am I confusing myself?

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Hard to be sure, but

I vote for that second thing. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. I'd act all offended....

But that statement is true 9 times out of 10, so I'll just go back to my cave now. :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. You're not gonna chase me?

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. If you really want me to...

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. On second thought

let's not go to Camelot
you'd prolly catch me and kick my ass. :scared:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Or maybe I'd catch and do something else

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Release?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. Oy.

[Connonym]

5. If I was a mod...

the Lounge would be full of kinky sex.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Too late

:P

[Connonym]

7. yeah but there'd be no locks :-P

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. Ah

Yeah, that'd make a difference. :bounce:

[Connonym]

18. Plus there'd be free beer

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Heebus!

You want a Lounge population explosion? :scared:

[The Traveler]

8. If SPK were a mod

sex threads would run unabated, hardened Naval sailors would run screaming from their browsers, dogs and cats would live together ... it would be the end of civilization as we know it.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

9. SPK for Mod!

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

12. My point exactly!

:evilgrin:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

43. I can't see it either!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

40. Bwahhhaaaaa!

shhhhhhh

don't tell everyone

well go ahead

:rofl:

[InternalDialogue]

10. Davy Jones / get really sexy.

Er, wait... you... ah, my apologies.

[momophile]

31. now we're talkin'

yuuummmm......Davy..........

[Danger Mouse]

13. If Elrond Hubbard were a mod, the Lounge would become a place where noone could offend anyone.

Because I'd lock every single damn thread that started up with any of this 'making fun of people' shit. If you found it offensive, I would lock it. Douchebags? Locked. Snickers bars? Locked. Dogs eating well? Locked. Anna Nicole Smith? Locked. John Edwards' house? Locked. Having sex with goats? Locked. I would be the fucking LOCK MASTER.
Ya hear that douchebags? Your days are numbered!

[KitchenWitch]

14. But I am a Locksmith!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

20. That would SO be a lock.

You can't pick MY locks, kitchenwitch, they're too...hard and complicated...for you.

[KitchenWitch]

21. But I have a bump key.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

25. ...

Just move along people, nothing to see here...
:blush: :dilemma:

[idgiehkt]

28. are you really a locksmith?

:o

[KitchenWitch]

29. No

But I have always been interested in that line of work.

[idgiehkt]

35. thank god, because I was feeling really stupid

remember when your file cabinet door was jammed shut? I told you to call a locksmith. I was really embarassed there all of a sudden.

:blush:

Okay, I'm relieved.

[KitchenWitch]

44. LOL!

We are all very silly!

:pals:

[Deja Q]

27. Rachel Ray/(blush)

[Guava Jelly]

45. GoPsUx........the lounge would be clothing optional

And I would demand that the females duers pm me full nudes or i would tombstone them.
:evilgrin: :rofl:
Kidden of course (but feel free to send the pics anyhoooo)
:silly:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

46. FriendlyAnarchist/be on lockdown.

I'd lock every single thread just for the hell of it.

[chknltl]

47. If george w bush were a mod:

I'd petition the DU admin to remove the spell check function during his tenure so we could giggle uncontrollably often!