Holy crap SophieMN talks too much.

[LaraMN]

I think she must have an alternate area from which she intakes oxygen, because she cannot be breathing from her mouth; it is constantly moving.
Today, every thing she says must be prefaced by, "technically..."

I just learned more about the gossip at preschool than I would have thought possible. Apparently Julia always ENTIRELY hogs the clapping shoes, and Lance is always crying when people tell him to stop picking-ing his nose.

Please send small-child nap vibes. My brain hurts.



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[matcom]

1. i heard Merck has a new vaccine for clap-shoes

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

4. Is a side-effect babbling relentlessly?

If so, they may have surreptitiously vaccinated the student population at Little Pine.
That would explain a bit.

[joneschick]

2. when you get a chance to break into that stream of conciousness

you say "honey, mommy's ears are full now, let's take a nap" I still use that one from time to time. Like on the occasions when they're all in the same room catching up. Daughter #1 no longer lives at home and when they get together, LOL, my ears get full.

ps: I have a sophie too. almost 16

[LaraMN]

5. That works for about five minutes.

Although even five minutes would be good, right about now.

[joneschick]

3. delete, dupe

due to technical difficulties

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Oh, dear God. She sounds just like BabyMidlo.

I have to constantly tell her to "give mommy the reader's digest version" because by the time she is finished setting the stage for the actual story and event, I would probably be dead from old age.