So I bought LostinVA a romantic gift, but should I give her a lapdance, too?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

You know as a kinky gift?

:rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. well thats what i said i was giving rockit on the other thread

you should if you are good at it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Yeah, that's where I got the idea.

:thumbsup:

[Rockit]

18. Yeah?

I should read your posts more often...

What do you plan on wearing?

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. very little. so do you think lapdances are lame?

[NewJeffCT]

20. Not if they're done right

But, it may be different for women...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. it will be done right.

:)

[Rockit]

30. Lap dances? No.

But then again, I suppose it depends on the lap dancer. ;)

And besides, anything you do wearing very little is very far from lame :evilgrin:
I can't wait till valentines day!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. i cant wait either. why are you so hot? i love you.

and i hope you enjoy your dance and dancer.

and i agree that not everyone has what it takes to make a lapdance hot.

[HughBeaumont]

2. It'd probably be effective.

And less expensive than a laptop, depending on how many ones she throws your way.

:o

[LostinVA]

3. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. You know what you're really getting.

:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. YES!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Perv.

Typical straight man.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Is the Pope Catholic?

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. The current one is a Nazi, too!

And he looks like the Emperor in Star Wars.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

6. We'll need pics/video of this lap dance as proof, of course.

You know, to show us that you actually did it.

Yeah.

Heh heh.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. There will be no pics/video.

Anyway, I'm not giving her a lapdance. They're pretty lame. She's getting a better present.

[LostinVA]

11. *pervy laugh*

[LeftyMom]

21. I know what she's really giving, and I can't tell you.

muahahahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

29. I'll make you change your name to MeatMom if you tell her

Hmmm... that sounds kinda dirty, actually.

[LeftyMom]

32. I actually know what both of you are getting.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

36. ARRRGGHHHH

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. HAHA!

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[leftofthedial]

14. just don't pee

or they'll lock this thread.

[LeftyMom]

15. That's a pretty vanilla gift.

Surely a nice perv like you can do better than that. Jesus, you're not some bored housewife in the suburbs, so why act like it? :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Hehe.

I am a nice perv.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. Actually...

it involves "The Little Guido."

[crim son]

16. Yes please and take pictures.

You look so happy when you're giving a lap dance. :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

17. I seriously can't picture you lapdancing and I mean no offense.

It's just not your style or what i percieve your style to be without knowing you real well. :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. None taken.

And her gift would get this thread locked.

[wildhorses]

25. go ahead and tell

what's the big deal about ONE locked thread:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I don't want to get in trouble.

I'm a good girl.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

27. i just snorted my drink up nose

:spray::rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Be careful, wildbigdeercowsthatyourideon.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

31. She's not giving me a lap dance, trust me

It's way pervier.

[jonnyblitz]

33. lap dancing just seems too "silly " for you two

I picture other things. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. OMG! That's exactly what we called it. "Silly."

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

37. Those things would be true