Spametry!

[redwitch]

I call this one:


No is separation

Fly higher than the sky with
but of camel
Make your girlfriend happy
I does.



Come on, share your spoems here, you know your inbox is full of spam, let it out baby!

[mainegreen]

1. Well, I got this one out of my spam folder:

I am glad that you perceive the indecency and turpitude of those of your these absurdities carried so far by people of injudicious learning, that My disorder was only a very great cold, of which I am entirely recovered.

Seems kinda poetic and meaningful

[redwitch]

3. Deep!

I will ponder it's meaning. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

2. The usual 'Make it bigger' spam came today with this gem:

when Mr Frape stepped between them
all hazards the coach office I had hastes stead
Sterling said the northumberland
He is very like Son said
Suppose you were to go down into the old part of the country again
Being then in a pleasant frame of mind from which
sooner than hell overturn in a sort of calm prophetic agony
warming his hands I am getting lazy

[redwitch]

4. You get very interesting spam.

And I like the way you have combined it.

My first spoem included "Get bigger pennis" :-)

[mikeytherat]

5. "Chip asked for Maximum same."

Chip asked for Maximum same.
Person am frozen in if have or This is.
Courts need tougher!
Chip asked for Maximum same.

mikey_the_rat

[redwitch]

6. nice.

Hey mikey! Don't you feel like an artiste now?


So many questions

Are precipice on Moldavia?
Is euphoric so maltese?
Or is directive
next big market winner?



I cheated on this one and added the puctuation. :-)

[Left Is Write]

7. Another one from me...

Be my principle
Not mantle by cantor
Or was of unicorn
For bodice
It can be.

[redwitch]

9. Hey spammetry buddy!

16. A birthday spoem for retrolounge


Untitled


Hey dude good news for you
{spam} re:
special internet offer-includes free bonus
Hey dude you can save your money
the robin online casino
is ready to offer new vacancies
{spam} you a winner!

[Left Is Write]

10. Oh, that's good!

Maybe I can conjure up a birthday poem for RL also.

[Left Is Write]

8. More:

Out of beds
Baby laughing
Spool holder
"It's not my job."

[Left Is Write]

11. Another birthday poem for Retro Lounge

THE HOT ONE

Love Is In The Air
Top-notch customer service
Masses who think that
leaving communism
Is What You Asked For
Pauline can guide
Pam will help
Let's get frisky
The time for love
Your loan request approved

[redwitch]

12. I put this one into RL's Happy Birthday thread for you. It's good!

I love "Let's get frisky"!

[AllegroRondo]

13. Got a nice one this morning

wonderful bright eyes like stars,
and I daresay the eyes had a part in the two contraries, not one or the other,
should be present in the thing
besides, gave me a look of running with the hare and hunting
produce in us an alteration which is distinct from all other sorts

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. This poem is titled "Gold Mining Partnership":

His my distance
Forever in love
Are is uphill
To Cheda
To paterfamilia
From Bob
In no drag
It citizen
Urgency prowler
New bragadocci