What is the funniest South Park moment ever?

[battleknight24]

Here are some of my favorites...

Cartman and the U.S. Congress sing "Heat of the Moment"...

Cartman sings "In the Ghetto"...

Lemmiwinks...

Cartman sings "Make it right"...



There are way to many others to mention...



What do you think?

Peace,

[Danger Mouse]

1. How about the ENTIRE 'Passion of the Jew' episode?

Or the ENTIRE 'Chin Pokemon' episode.

But for me...the funniest moment in all of South Park IS...

'CRAB PEOPLE...CRAB PEOPLE'
because it's completely unexpected, completely random, and pretty funny without being bs politics.

[SteppingRazor]

17. "TASTE LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE ... CRAB PEOPLE ... CRAB PEOPLE ..."

I was ... um ... how shall I put it? Let's just say I was :smoke: when I saw that episode, and I just about lost control of my bowels.

[Danger Mouse]

29. And everyone's like 'OHHH, so it was crab people all along'

As if that explanation makes sense somehow...

[pokerfan]

2. Episode 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman: Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents!

[Evoman]

5. Do you like it? Do you like it Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili

Bwahahaha

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. It's a chili con carnival!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

3. offhand

from the conclusion of 'go god go'

'i will kill the time child and eat his entrails on my tummy!'

far to cute for the show that i laughed myself stupid

lemmywinks is good too, mecha-streisand cracks me up

[BlueIris]

4. "And this has nothing to do with the Japanese mafia!"

That's the only funny one I remember anyway.

[Richard Steele]

31. One of my all-time favorite lines, right there! nm

[Anarcho-Socialist]

6. Hmmm...

...large parts of the episodes 'Trapped in the Closet,' 'Cartman hates Family Guy' and 'Urinal Turd'

[krispos42]

7. "So that's how all those white women felt!"

I think I fell off the couch with that one...

[Skittles]

8. my personal fave

the J Lo hand lips :7

[smirkymonkey]

71. "Taco Flavored Kisses..."

That episode is definitely in my top 5! :rofl:

[donheld]

9. Tom Cruise in the closet

no doubt about it.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. "Why won't Tom Cruise come out the closet? SO I PULL OUT MY GUN!"

Fucking brilliant.

[huskerlaw]

62. Absolutely agreed.

that episode was classic. And I still sing "Tom Cruise trapped in a closet" every once in a while.

[conscious evolution]

10. The great HO off.

What leather guy did to Paris to win still blows my mind.

[hijinx87]

16. without a doubt.

that entire episode was hysterical.

[AllegroRondo]

11. The first Halloween episode

Cartman dresses like Hitler, and cant figure out why everyone avoids him.

[Scarlett17]

12. Too many to list, but "Heart of Walmart" springs to mind. n/t

[mac56]

13. First appearance of Mr. Hankey.

nm

[Richardo]

14. "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" from the movie

I was helpless with laughter.

[ellie]

15. 'Eight-year old

Stan Marsh is destroying the town. When asked why he replied, "Bubba chub, buchewy chub, buchewy chub."'

Then later in that same episode, "Me bad?"


Hilarious! I love that show.

[itsmesgd]

19. From the Meca-Streisand episode

When Robert Smith turns into a giant butterfly and saves the day. Jesus is heard to say, "our saviour"

on edit:
I almost forgot about "cripple fight!"

[noonwitch]

20. The first Christmas episode with Mr. Hanky

I don't know what's funnier-Eric Cartman's lyrics for "O, Holy Night", or Mr. Garrison's "Merry F#&%*@# Christmas".

"The Passion Of The Jew" is pretty funny, too, in that it makes fun of pretty much everybody.

[jobycom]

77. That one stands out for me, too. nt

[Deja Q]

21. Since they're all crude, I'll say my favorite two...

1. Red Rocket... :puke:

2. How Japanese men define American men... :eyes:

[Coventina]

22. Cartman's homo-erotic Christian songs.

I also really love the Mormon episode.

[Mr. Blonde]

23. In the Super Best Friends episode

Jesus: Moses how do you kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln?
Moses: Uhhhh, a giant stone John Wilkes Booth.


And then after they build the stone JWB he walks up and shoots Lincoln in the head. I was dying.

[ironflange]

24. "Christmas Time in Hell"

I love that song.

[The2ndWheel]

25. The animals in the woods with the Satanic rituals

They had a blood orgy.

[guitar man]

26. chocolate hot dog

"Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, mmkay, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, mmkay?"

"Let me assure there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean - unsuspecting urinal, mmkay. Dropping your pants and then turning around... squatting over that urinal, mmkay... maybe - maybe pulling your buttcheeks apart with ur hands, mmkay. And then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see."

:rofl:

[HoneyBee]

27. "Butters will give handjobs in the corner for $1"

:rofl:

[Initech]

28. The "Free Hat" episode where they point out how big of a douchebag George Lucas is

I also like the John Edward episode, aptly titled "The Biggest Douche In The Universe".

[MrSlayer]

30. Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka!

Too many to list really.



"Hippys Hate Death Metal!"


Wendy's Fingerbang audition song.

The Satanic woodland animals Christmas special is also one of the best.

[pokerfan]

34. Wendy's audition song

Mrs. Landers was a health nut. She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend, and he had a great big-

Cock-a-doodle-doodle, the rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like-

Shih tzus make good house pets. They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have, because they like to beat their-

Meeting in the office or meeting in the hall,
The boss, he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer, he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a-

Contaminated water can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected, and blood comes out your-

Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying fuck!

[HoneyBee]

49. Thanks. Now I am earwormed with "Uncle Fucka". I am going to get fired...

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long


Hmm!



What's going on here?

OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
uncle fucka

You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday

Uncle fucka... thats
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Suck my balls!

[racaulk]

32. OMG, there are so many!

When Butters got hit in the eye with a ninja star.

When Towelie tried to enter the secret code, and found the melody to "Funkytown."

When the boys told Towelie to go away and he asked if there had been a "Towelie Ban."

The Halloween episode that was broadcast in Spookyvision.

Cartman and the Civil War reenactment.

The 700 Club spoof in the second Starvin' Marvin episode.

The episode where Ike was running for Kindergarten class President (brilliant Florida 2000 spoof!!!)

The episode where Cartman's cat was in heat (in fact, that whole meteor shower trilogy was great!)

The entire Chinpokomon episode.

The episode where Butters' mom went crazy and tried to kill him.

OMG, I could go on and on!!! :rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

33. I'm gonna finger bang bang you everyday

Also-

the "You Got Served" episode

"You will respect my authority"

The eps where Cartman is looking for his dad & he says he just found out he is a NAIVE American

Man bear pig

The ep where Cartman insists the girls have a future seeing device

The Trent Boyett episode

The 9/11 episode. Really? REally? REALLY?

Jew Gold

[allinktup]

35. mystery of the urinal deuce (the 911 conspiracy episdoe)

right up until they say that the 911 conspiracy is a government conspiracy and that the govt own all the conspiracy websites

[TroubleMan]

36. "That's the melody to Funky Town!"

Then at the end of the Towelie episode: "You're the worst character ever, Towelie." "I know"

Also, the whole made you eat your parents episode.

The Ninja Episode: "Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls!"

The Kyle's Mom is A Bitch song

The Critter Christmas episode.

There's so many others, but those are just the ones off the top of my head.

[chknltl]

37. Cartman singing "I'm a Little Piggy" to Scot Tenneman

...brought tears to my eyes...he was standin' there in the rain singing I'm a little piggy oink, oink oink.

My fave episode on the other hand was Cartman vs The Hippys. Seeing the mayor shoot herself in the head in that episode was another moment that brought tears to my eyes.

[mark414]

38. butters getting the ninja star in his eye

was pretty damn funny

[gravity]

39. The Terri Schiavo episode

When Kenny was left in a persistant vegitative state, and had to save heaven from doom with the golden psp because he was a 'Keanu.'

Remember Satan used the republicans to get their message out.

And the BFF, the government is destroying the rights of BFFs.

That episode had it all

"You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out!"

"No, no, you see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube IN!"

[pokerfan]

41. Raisins (the Hooters parody)

Only the servers are 4th grade girls. Butters falls in love with one of the girls and brings his parents to the restaurant to meet her....

"Oh boy, I think I know what's happened. Our son hasn't learned yet that girls will pretend to like him for money."

[ChickMagic]

42. Cocka-three

Cartman's annoying robot companion in the future. It turned my giggle box over.

[Jimbo S]

43. Fat Abbott

That one had me on the floor. I'll never look at my youth the same way again.

[SKKY]

44. Mr. Garrison teaching 2nd graders to use a condom...

..."Ok children. First, take the condom from the wrapper and place it in your mouth, like this."

I fell of my couch.

[peekaloo]

45. Cartman's search for "sea men" after the death of Miss Chokesondicks.

The Lord of the Rings/porno ep still makes me howl.

Succubus. Three -fiddy.

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. "RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAH!!!"

"Sir, step out of the car."

[Arger68]

47. The Goobacks episode.

They're takin' our jooooooooobbbbs!!!!:rofl:

[Little Wing]

48. Cartman calling himself back in time with the phone pranking machine in t he future

[Mz Pip]

50. Cat Orgy

Mel Gibson/Passion of the Christ

Afghanistan kids send a goat to South Park.

&
"I do what I want. Whatevah..."

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Jokerman]

51. "Red Rocket" episode.

When Mr. Garrison demonstrates to the kindergartners how to put on a condom using his mouth.

[racaulk]

52. "My name is Hennifer Lopez. I eat tacos and burritos."

:rofl:

[Efilroft Sul]

53. Christopher Reeve and the stem-cell babies.

Crude beyond crude.

I kept thinking about it in a publication planning meeting the next day. I had to excuse myself from the board room because I felt the inappropriate giggles coming on.

[racaulk]

54. "Whateva! I do what I want!"

:rofl:


On edit: I mean this as a reply to the OP...sorry!

[babydollhead]

74. my favorite too

[spinbaby]

63. So the next time I see you heading for a meeting...

...I'll just yell "Christopher Reeve and the stem-cell babies!"

[Efilroft Sul]

64. Yes, and be sure to do it when someone cracks open a can of pop, too!

Yeah, I'm still here at work. Only eight of us made it in today.

[spinbaby]

67. Drive safely

It's still snowing.

[scarpa43]

55. The police sketch artists drawing of the boys

I think it was in the episode where they send the killer whale to the moon.

[racaulk]

56. You mean this?

Brilliant! :)

[Gatchaman]

57. When Caertman was imitating Butters on the phone

Butters Dad: What are you doing, son?

Cartman (as Butters): Oh, I'm just sitting here jackin' it.

Dad: Jacking what?!?

Cartman/Butters: Why, my hot and spicy boner, of course!

Cartman setting up his lawnchair and snacks to watch the carnage when Butters' parents got home was pure gold.

[youthere]

58. Butters as PROFFESOR CHAOS putting too much salt in the soup, and Timmy and the pet turkey.

[RubyDuby in GA]

59. The Lord of the Rings parody

with the porno.

My precious....

[Lance_Boyle]

60. CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

n/t

[TheMightyFavog]

61. The episode that gave a fightly deserved lampooning to the 9/11 conspiracy loonies.

Best. South park. Ever.

[Dastard Stepchild]

65. I really liked the World of Warcraft episode...

I think it was Season 10. I love gamers... this was a funny poke at the passion of gaming.

"How do you kill...that which has no life?"

:rofl:

[Dulcinea]

66. The one where flames shoot out of Cartman's butt when he farts.

"OWWW!! My ass!"

[WindRavenX]

68. the mormon episode w/ "dumb dumb dumb dumb" in the background

:rofl:

[Initech]

69. I like the one where Earth is a reality show for an intergalactic species

[sakabatou]

70. Trapperkeeper

the Akira parody.

[KamaAina]

72. "But now that we've all sold our houses, we're richers, too!"

"Yeah, but at least we got rid of all the ni---" (cut abruptly to closing theme music)

[Broken_Hero]

73. its hard to come up with just one

but the one that has stuck with me, for this past/current season was Butters, in Satans Sweet 16 party...

"Don't Ice me hommie!"-Butters, to Biggie Smalls ....I literally, fell out of my chair...I swear, Butters has made the show better, imo.

[belladonna]

75. The one with Chef's parents and the Lochness Monster

"Two-fifty!!"

Anyone who saw that one will get the joke :D

[Little Wing]

76. three fiddy

;-)

[belladonna]

78. ACK!!

I can't believe I got that wrong. It's just been so damn long since they showed that one. I keep hoping it'll pop up and it never does :(

[TheBaldyMan]

79. when the boys are watching a 'German Schiesse' video on the web,

someone jokes that it's starring Cartman's mom, then it turns out it really is his mom.

Afterwards when she's tucking Cartman up in bed he asks her, "Mom, if you were in a german schisse video you'ld tell me right?"

[sasquatch]

80. Probably the whole "Tom Cruise is in closet" episode

[4morewars]

81. Martha Stewart impaling herself on a 20lb turkey.

Where else are ya gonna see that ?