Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk.....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

Cinnamon

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation





THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK



British Constitution

Loquacious Transubstantiate

Passive-aggressive disorder

Specificity





THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK



Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more alcohol for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

You're right, I can't jump over that table!

[Nicole]

1. No

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

3. I was going to say that exact thing

:rofl:

[Nicole]

6. I suspect a lot of would

if they're honest. :rofl:

[crim son]

2. Every weekend my drunken self tells men to get lost.

I've recently learned to say "No thanks. I've already had three." But "Loquacious Transubstantiate"? I'm going to have to try that one. :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

5. No Thanks I've Already Had Three?

three men?

or three drinks?


:rofl:

or both:

:rofl:

:hi:

[crim son]

10. Drinks, Drinks!

I turned down two drinks last Friday, thank gawd or who knows what I'd have done beyond what I actually did.

[SPKrazy]

12. Pffffttttt!

then the thread would have been really interesting to read ;)

:hi:

[begin_within]

4. "You're ugly."

[TheBaldyMan]

7. Can I use your loo?

It usually comes out as "Can I lose your ewe?"

[SPKrazy]

8. Actually I Was Pretty Good At Talking When I Was Drunk

it's been since I sobered up that I have more trouble

but most of the last statements, well they don't come easy for me (except the alcohol one, because I don't end up in the position of having to turn it down much)

:rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. Antidisestablishmentarianism

on the rocks.

[jane_pippin]

11. "Your parenting skills were exquisite and I have no hang-ups

as a result of them. This has been another lovely Thanksgiving, mom and dad. Thank you."

[ElsewheresDaughter]

15. rofl....GOOD ONE!

[Taverner]

13. The Judicial System

Dana Carvey was right

[HEyHEY]

14. "No thanks, I've had enough to drink"