Grouches of the world unite!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Stand up for your grouchly rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain (heheheh)

Let this be the grouches' cause:
Point out everybody's flaws!
Something is wrong with everything
Except the way I sing!

[Deja Q]

1. Oscar was originally orange, but became green with envy...

:yoiks:



See? Orange!

He got ill (or cowardly?) in this episode:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. I never realized that...

I always thought he was the most sensitive muppet, deep down.

[Deja Q]

4. And they make the best lovers too! The grouchiness is just a front, don'cha'know...

:rofl:

[Hugin]

3. I stand united with the grouches of the world...

However, I am a curmudgeon.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Cousin!

:insert raspberry frownie here:

[KatyaR]

21. I'm rather curmudgeon-ly, too.

People call me a grouch because I hate sunny days and love dark and dreary ones.

I just tell them I was a mold spore in a previous life.

I actually have more energy on dark and cloudy days than sunny ones--go figure.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Those drizzly, foggy days...

You've got to love them! :toast:

[Kali]

6. Well, it's not the term the family units mutter under their breath, but

hey...:toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Hrumph!

:toast:

[jus_the_facts]

7. *rabble rabble rabble*

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. YEAH! Rake, rake, rake!

:rofl:

[trof]

8. Sat da secret woid, ya get a hunnerd dollahs.

Oh, you said grouchES.
sorry
;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Groucho was one o' de grouches.

One o' de best!

[graywarrior]

9. I'm terminally cranky.

I think I belong here.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Tossed salad for everyone!

[hfojvt]

14. the clouds will come out tomorrow

bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be clouds
just fretting about tomorrow
takes away the joy and the gladness
until there's none
when I'm stuck with a day that's blue and sunny
I just stick out my tongue and frown and say
tomorrow, tomorrow, I hate ya
tomorrow
you're always a day that's gray

:toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. My Dog, that's a masterpiece!

:cry::toast:

[Porcupine]

15. The best part about being a pessimist is being wrong.

the wronger you are the nicer the day is.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. And it's much easier to wrong rights than to right wrongs...

Ow! That made my head hurt! YAY!

[Chan790]

16. This grouch is present!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Hope you're having a rotten day!

:toast:

[Richard Steele]

17. Everyone everywhere PISSES ME OFF!

Usually because they just naturally make me LIKE them so damn much,
just by being themselves, and have no idea how ANNOYING that is!

Appreciating and respecting other people is HARD, dammit!
It's COMPLICATED, and confusing, and downright SCARY sometimes.

If y'all would just quit being so damn LIKEABLE, my life would be -SO- much
easier.
I could quit DU, join FR, and I'd only need to spend ten minutes
a week online, "logging in" just to cut-n-paste some hateful KUDOS
every time the US dropped a bomb on some brown "furriners", or imprisoned
some brown citizen.

Do you have ANY idea how much time that would save me every damn day?

THINKING is hard work! BLIND HATRED is just so much easier (and more satisfying).

You people make me THINK. And once I start thinking, I just can't NOT like you, dammit!

As long as my BRAIN is turned on, my 'dark side' is consistently checkmated in 3 moves,
every damn time.

Bastards! I love you all.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Well shit.

That really sucks, because now I've got to love you back! :-(
:toast:

[achtung_circus]

18. Certainly present.

Me bad, me need spank.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. You asked for it.

:spank::spank::spank:

[mcscajun]

19. Who you callin' a Grouch?

I'm a Curmudgeon, thank you very much!

(The difference is merely in the delivery, doncha know.)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Ha. A snooty grouch.

Snooty works. :toast:

[Taverner]

20. I like my Oscars Orange

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. And your Gordons with hair?

:D

[Radical Activist]

22. I saw a house overcrowded with Valentine decorations last week

My only comment was: "Fuck you and your happiness!"
:)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. It really burned you up, eh?

That's nice! :toast:

[fishnfla]

23. I didnt get an "harumph" out of that man

x(

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. HARUMPH!

Hey...got any extra dead fish? I need some odorant.

[jobycom]

24. Eh, push off, trouble-maker!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Get lost!

:toast:

[LostInAnomie]

32. "Oh Oscar, you're a grouch."

"Bitch, I live in a trash can!"

Dave Chapelle's a funny guy.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. I thought about getting a pair of these...

...but they didn't look stinky enough.

[fizzgig]

33. harumph!

i'm so grouchy i even have oscar the grouch underpants

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. Like these?