I'm supposed to write a "Vision Statement" about my life 5 yrs. from now,

[LaraMN]

for a class.
So far, my assessment includes:

-Becoming rich after Ebaying a mis-printed square of toilet paper on which the quilting pattern resembles the baby Jesus.
-Constructing a giant tree fort.
-Embracing the notion of wearing "comfortable shoes."
-Toilet-training JackMN by the age of nine.
-Developing SophieMN's psychic abilities, enabling her to help us win the Powerball, in case the Jesus-toilet-paper-thing falls through.
-Embracing the technological boon of the computer in the manner it was meant to be; ordering cute clothes for work.
-Experimenting at length with the food dehydrator- perhaps utilizing cheese.

Am I forgetting anything important?

[Pierre.Suave]

1. HAHAHAH

thats awesome, but I think the cold may have gone to your head.

[LaraMN]

3. Nope. The mental faculties are as good as ever.

Which isn't necessarily indicative of any degree of sanity, of course.

[JVS]

2. yogic flying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BdbhITIOow

[LaraMN]

4. Oh, I want that!

Duly noted!

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. How about

developing alternate, viable methods of pizza-stashing? :P

[LaraMN]

6. Oh- that falls along the lines of my description of what I will do with the

house I'll own by then. Thus far I had only asserted that:

"I will have a bathroom with a shower, a tub, AND a water slide. My children will have rooms painted to suit their own tastes, and we will be able to install the metal bars on the windows that landlords inexplicably balked at our suggestion of. I will have a stunningly green lawn, after installing astroturf across the property, and I will paint my house camouflage, in order to make it invisible to passing cars. The sweet aroma of bliss will emanate from its walls, as I will bury some cookies behind the sheetrock."

Well- the Prof. told us to "be creative". He opened up the proverbial can...