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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:21 PM Original message |
So, if I put on a penis enlargment patch & a nicotine patch |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Hate to tell you this, sparky. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. but my email says I can get an extra 3 inches! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
2. Yes. However for the first few weeks it will get up in the middle of night looking for butts. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. you are fucking KILLING ME today! |
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schmuls (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 04:27 PM Response to Reply #2 |
11. Ha ha ha heheheeheh snurfel, snurp, uuff, uuuu he he he he haha! |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 05:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. hey now! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 05:22 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. It is an uncontrollable temporary side effect. You may want to consider sleeping elsewhere for |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 05:46 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. only TEMPORARY? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. It can be made permanent. Do you have access to some duct tape, WD40, and a 12 gauge shotgun shell? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. no... I was talking about the Butt-Cravings |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:18 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Sorry. Misunderstood. That will never go away. |
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Mrs.Matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:13 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Ok! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:27 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. And stop by the junkyard to see if you can rent their dog. |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:39 PM Response to Reply #2 |
34. That was good |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
5. I think you'll need to worry when.... |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
6. Obviously this depends on whether |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:29 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. does it really matter |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Of course it does. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
9. all i can think of is... |
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GoneOffShore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 03:46 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Now you've done it |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. It's better than taking Viagra and prune juice |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
15. You should seek medical attention if |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
17. I don't know. |
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TheBaldyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
21. no but you will be able to smoke your own beef |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:41 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. ROFLMAO... |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
24. Conflicting meds... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 06:55 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. well, since you are the nurse.... |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:01 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I'm sure there is.... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:03 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. can you show me how? |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:12 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. That is SOOOO wrong! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:13 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. if you let me leave the hospital without the proper medication information... |
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NC_Nurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:16 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Ask your pharmacist of course... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:16 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. she denied me the Morning After Pill |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
33. No, you'll end up with a huge |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
35. It'll be just like switching to 100s |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:57 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. full flavor? |
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Little Wing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
36. and if your erection lasts for more than 5 minutes, call your fire department |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
38. Just be careful when you flick your bic! |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
39. Is that what happened to Pinocchio? n/t |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-08-07 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
40. I never heard of a penis enlarger patch |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-09-07 05:47 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. They sell them via spam |
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