After three weeks of intensive counselling, I am now completely a Homosexual.

[trumad]

It is something I discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing.

Jesus and his followers, though, have saved my life. As part of New Life’s efforts to help me, they sent me to Caligula for a three-week psychological intensive that gave me three years worth of analysis and treatment. We all wanted to know why I developed such incongruity in my life.

Thankfully, with the tools I gained there, along with the powerful way God has been illuminating His Word and the Holy Spirit has been convicting and healing me, I now have growing understanding which is giving me some hope for a future.

I'm Gay again--- Thank God I'm Gay again.

[endarkenment]

After 20 years of marriage I don't care about sex at all. nt.

[closeupready]

1. Welcome!

Here's your toaster. :D

[marmar]

2. Good. Now leave that meth and those female hookers alone.

:)

[AndyA]

3. Congratulations!

Where should we send the fruit basket? :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

4. Praise the Lord!

[hlthe2b]

5. Oh... I just thought maybe you'd knocked off another wife....

and were acting out of necessity. :rofl:

Whatever floats your boat!

[bigtree]

6. no way

once you go straight you can't just go back :D

[trumad]

7. Shh...don't tell anybody....

[The Straight Story]

8. Now tell the truth - you ate a snickers bar and it made you gay :)

:rofl:

[zanne]

9. After three weeks of intensive therapy, I'm now left-handed!

After a lifetime of right-handed dullness and conformity, my therapists made me see that I could be left-handed; I just had to really want it. I've sworn off my right-handed lifestyle with all those right-handed people I thought were my friends. Thank you Jayzus! Now I can look forward to a glorious left-handed afterlife, surrounded by left-handed angels. (OK--now I'm getting carried away).

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

10. Lots of watching Professional Wrestling, huh?

The Gay Porn for Everyone.

[Joanne98]

11. LOL!

[AlCzervik]

12. after 3 weeks of counseling i am still an asshole.

please, send me your therapists phone number.

[acmejack]

13. After three weeks, I'm bisexual, strung out on meth and hiring hookers

of both sexes. I need a loan...

[edbermac]

14. Did you have to take any oral exams?

[Maraya1969]

15. Did you see Boston Legal last night? A priest spent $40,000 to treat

his "Same sex attraction disorder" through some bogus religious group and he was suing for damages because it didn't work.


It was a great show.

And congratulations BTW!

[izzybeans]

16. et tu Trumad

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3098880&mesg_id=3100283

[valerief]

17. Wow! It would take me months to learn all those show tunes.

:bounce:

[DearAbby]

18. Now now

Ted Haggard is Straight with God. See the power of prayer at work.

I do wonder about his taste for Meth, was that too cured?

[Contrary1]

19. Well, I've decided to go for the super intensive treatment counseling

vacation package. I get to eat great meals, have access to saunas, exercise equipment,
a big screen TV, and a huge bed all to myself. I'm hoping it will take a couple months.

Worse case scenario, I come home bi-sexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Kurovski]

20. Welcome home. Sweet Lord Jesus be praised!

Whatcha' doin' tonight, babe? ;-)

[trumad]

21. I still gotta be with my wife...

damn it. ;-)

[Kurovski]

22. Can't you send her in for therapy?

There's a free toaster in it for her...

[cboy4]

23. Why are you so obessed with homosexuality?

Seriously.

Is that you Pat Robertson? :hi:

[JackBeck]

24. Some of the responses here

and pretty stereotypical.

Yes, all gay people know evey lyric and tune to every Broadway show.

:eyes:

It's a bunch of frat boy mentality around here sometimes.

Oh, I forgot. Must. Lighten. Up.

[Porcupine]

25. Does that work for straight guys too?

I'm not getting any traction with the ladies.

[terrya]

26. Go to an ex-gay group.

Seriously, go. Try your damnedest. Please, please go back to heterosexuality. After J. Edgar Hoover and Roy Cohn, we don't need any more like you.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. I love it when homophobic drivel is moved from GD to the Lounge.

[JackBeck]

30. It's just satire, sweetie.

No need to get bent out of shape.

Just like this is satire:

"The Float and the Three Men's Conduct

The float in question was entitled "Black to the Future: Broad Channel 2098." Meant to win the prize for funniest float in the parade, it exhibited a strong antipathy for racial integration - particularly, the integration of Broad Channel, Queens.

The float consisted of a flatbed truck on top of which the plaintiffs sat with a large bucket of fried chicken and watermelons. The men wore blackface and Afro wigs made of mops, and they mockingly engaged in various civil rights chants, including "No justice, no peace."

Bringing the display to a new low, one of the plaintiffs announced, "Look what they did to our brother in Texas, we would not allow them here...." and proceeded to hang by his hands from the back of the truck. In carrying out this stunt, he was manifestly parodying the dragging murder of James Byrd, Jr. - a black man whom three white men killed in Jasper, Texas. To the cheers of spectators, the firefighter repeated his display."

http://writ.news.findlaw.com/colb/20030716.html

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. Oh yes, that "Black to the Future" float was a hoot!

I don't know how any of those uppity blacks could have taken offense.

:sarcasm:

[JackBeck]

33. No racism involved.

It was a way to make to make fun of racists by being racist in order to show anti-racism.

See how easy it can be.

[badgerpup]

28. If I went for a week and a half, could I become bisexual?

Just a thought...:shrug::crazy:

:sarcasm:

[MoseyWalker]

29. After 40 years of living

I'm a friggin' transexual. Go figure.

[BlueStorm]

32. If I go...what's in it for me? n/t