Question for the fellows

[Orrex]

You enter a public restroom with the intention of performing a Number One. The restroom has three urinals side by side and three stalls.

The urinals are to the right of the stalls, and the entrance to the facility is to the right of the right-most urinal.

As you enter the facility, you see that a man is performing his own Number One at the center urinal.

Where do you perform yours?

[JVS]

1. There is something very wrong here. Why would he have picked the middle urinal?

If someone else had been at either urinal, he could have picked the opposite one. If there were men at the two non-middle urinals, he'd obviously want to choose a stall. He must be crazy and needs to be locked up

[JVS]

2. You need to say which side the door to the bathroom is on

[Orrex]

3. Good point--I edited the OP

[flvegan]

4. So to choose the middle urinal, you're "sharing" it, or are you

actually pissing on the dude already there?

[Orrex]

5. I suppose that depends on your aim

And his.

[KenHodson]

6. scenarios get very confusing quickly

That is why I prefer a diaper.

[KitchenWitch]

7. Um, isn't this a bodily function thread? IBTL

[Hugin]

11. It's human, not bovine bodily functions...

So, it's good to go!

:thumbsup:

[ohiosmith]

8. How many beers have I had?

[petronius]

9. It depends on the spacing of the urinals

If they're spaced apart sufficiently, then I'll use the left, but if there's any chance of overlapping personal space I'll go to a stall.

I agree with the above poster: the real question is why'd he choose a middle?

[Orrex]

12. One supposes that he was preceded by someone at the left or right

The whole situation is mind-boggling.

[liberal hypnotist]

10. A well thought out and important poll.

The politics of urinology is seldom discussed in polite society. It is a great feeling to know someone is thinking about and discussing these important issues. Not many would have your courage and conviction. There is so much more to discuss and debate.