I'm worried about matcom. I think the lounge needs to stage an intervention.

[Midlodemocrat]

Last night he told me he wouldn't take TeenMidlo to an Andrew Dice Clay concert because of the profanity. But, he continues to ply her with scotch and cigarettes. How can I let him know that she isn't interested?

1. He drives a scooter. Hello? Her hair? C'mon. She's 16. :eyes:

2. She loves American Idol. Him, not so much.

3. She loves capris. We all know where that leads.

4. He's married fer cryin' out loud. Deal breaker.

Any suggestions on how to let him down easy would be really welcome. If you don't want to post here, you can PM me.

Thanks.

[SOteric]

1. Let him down easy, huh?

Hrmm... That's a puzzler.

Maybe a cattle prod?

[Hugin]

2. Start sending him...

Kelly Brook e-cards from 'A Secret Admirer'.

[underpants]

3. *psst*

Don't count him out of the Idol crowd so fast

[matcom]

4. answers

1. He drives a scooter. Hello? Her hair? C'mon. She's 16.
It's red. Chicks dig red scooters and the 80's wind-blown look is coming back.

2. She loves American Idol. Him, not so much.
There are 3 TV's in the house (4 if you count the one on the bedroom ceiling)

3. She loves capris. We all know where that leads.
She will be out of them most of the time. No biggie.

4. He's married fer cryin' out loud. Deal breaker.
Not on Thursday's and rainy Sunday's. In the pre-nup.

see? no intervention needed.

As for the Clay thingie, i'm taking her to a first class strip joint instead.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. You're such a giver.

:eyes:

[lildreamer316]

6. Yes do come see me!

I'll make sure you both have a good time...hee hee. <smacks self>