I Am Not Spock

[swag]

[ProfessorGAC]

1. I Don't Know About That?

I thought Vulcans couldn't lie!
The Professor

[swag]

2. Well, I'm getting a little crazy, what with the 7 year mating cycle upon me.

[slj0101]

3. Ah, yes. The old "Pon Farr Itch."

[Richard Steele]

4. Not a lie- an 'error'.

[swag]

17. Did Wittgenstein write for "Star Trek"?

[Richard Steele]

24. You'll need a more knowledgable "Trek Geek" than me to answer that one.

Actually, that never even occured to me...but it really
does seem like a blatant Wittgenstein reference, now that
you mention it.

And Trek always did steal more dialogue from Philosophers than
Science Fiction writers, dinnit?

[Orsino]

5. Then, logically, someone else is.

Or no one is.

[swag]

6. Thank you for covering the bases.

[Deep13]

7. Hey aren't you that Spock dude?

[swag]

8. I Am Not Spock

[El Fuego]

9. Maybe you're a Romulan.

[swag]

15. I wish I could keep track.

[idgiehkt]

10. with a Vulcan, on a train.

There's an interesting fantasy. :hi:

[swag]

11. Pure magic, I tell ya.

[ContraBass Black]

14. Not with a Vulcan, on a train, not with a Vulcan in the rain.

I will not share my green eggs and ham, not with a Vulcan, Sam-I-Am!

[idgiehkt]

20. No, you are not Sam-I-am

you are ContraBass Black, running a scam.

:rofl:

sorry, it was the best I could come up with. :hi:

[gr8dane_daddy]

12. You kinda look like Spock's

dad...

[swag]

13. I wonder if I'm Spock's dad.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Where's Maury Povich when you need him?

[swimboy]

18. You still could be.

It's in the future.

[swag]

19. Oh, duh.

I guess I'll need one of those vasectomy reversals.

I think maybe I'm not Spock's dad.

[swimboy]

21. I had forgotten that detail.

It's a good thing they'll be inventing that :coughhrrmphwaveshand: whatever device.




Let's meet and have a baby now.

[mikeytherat]

23. He might be Spock's dad's brother, Chad (the dayshift manager)

At least I think he's back on dayshift...

mikey_the_rat

[edbermac]

22. I am not your father.

[swag]

25. Trying to coax something out of me, Dad?

[BlueStorm]

26. Maybe you are the prototype Vulcan?

Maybe sometime in the foreseeable future aliens from outer space are going to abduct you and take your DNA. Thus engineering a race that will be known as Vulcan. :shrug:

Blue

[swag]

29. Yeah. Platonic ideal Vulcan, huh?

Oh, you didn't go that far, did you?

[amitten]

27. Yes you are. n/t

[swag]

30. No, you are.

[hickman]

28. And? Tell the rest.

If you're not Spock are you Iggy?

[swag]

31. I've got a TV eye on you. Whoa.

[swag]

32. I am Raskalnikov.

[Floogeldy]

33. Yes. We knew.

;)

[Hissyspit]

34. No... I am not Spock.

[bridgit]

35. but you could be his stunt double...

:thumbsup:

[swag]

36. It is my dream.

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