An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her...

[bridgit]

"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer, "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous."

"I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall have my husband repair it as soon as I return home."

"Also," said the officer, "I noticed one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. Some people might consider this cruelty to animals, so you should have your husband check that, too."

"Again I thank thee. I shall have my husband check both when I get home."

True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector, and he said he would put a new one on it immediately.

"Also," said the Amish woman, "The policeman said there was something wrong with the emergency brake."

:spray:

[Ptah]

1. Rodeo!

[BikeWriter]

2. Have you heard the one about the Amish drive by shooting?

[bridgit]

3. nope, but i think i'm about to...

:)

[BikeWriter]

6. What sounds like clip, clop, clip, clop, bang, bang?

[bridgit]

8. LOL, good one2...

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[BikeWriter]

12. I have an ex-Amish biker Friend I tell it to regularly.

:)

[marzipanni]

13. After the bang-bang there are some more clip-clops

The buggy driver wants to get away, doth he not?

[marzipanni]

4. LOL-that's cute, but with the little I know about horses

I think that might serve not as a brake but rather a launching or accelerating mechanism!

[bridgit]

5. hahahahaha, "I said GIDDY UP!!!"

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

7. Looks like Dale...

[bridgit]

9. yep, that's her alright...

[BikeWriter]

11. I thought so. She was a beautiful Lady and a star...

for a number of years.

[Wapsie B]

10. Oh those crazy Hookies!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

14. i thank thee

for the giggle.

[bridgit]

16. xchrom honey...

:hi:

[PVnRT]

15. Does your insensitivity know no bounds?

Making fun of the Amish? Do you walk up to crippled people and start dancing, too?
















:sarcasm"

[bridgit]

17. oh pooh on you and your specious supercilious sarcasm for thinking...

that the Amish are crippled people

[PVnRT]

18. Using big words can't cover up your bigotry

Freeper. Go smoke while talking on your cell phone at Olive Garden with Rachel Ray.

[bridgit]

19. ha, not even a valiant effort crap for brains...

isn't it time for you to go slap your grandma down :rofl:

[PVnRT]

22. Oh, go neuter your pets

And go switch your voter registration to Republican. Us REAL liberals don't need any DINOs here like you.

[bridgit]

23. that's alright dear, my mother is from indiana, and she too is a self righteous little bitch...

just like you

[PVnRT]

24. That's it, I'm leaving DU

I'm sure the community will NOT be able to go on, since it all hinges on me. The universe revolves around me, I know it's true, because my therapist says I'm special and unique.

[bridgit]

25. your therapist should have suggested that you limit your hyperventilation...

cause certainly imo it's not bringing out your best side assuming of course

[JVS]

20. Are Amish women even allowed to drive buggies?

I've only seen men at the reigns

[bridgit]

21. hm, good question...

maybe :shrug: