What do your sneezes sound like?

[Oeditpus Rex]

Mine go "ehh-SHA!" I just did four of 'em. :)



I know a woman who literally sneezes like "ah-choo," like a mouse or somethin'.

[femmocrat]

1. Aaaaah- CHU!

I know someone who sneezes like a kitten about 10 times every time she sneezes! It's funny but embarassing as hell. LOL

[MissMillie]

17. me too

I make it a point to say "choo" so as I have my mouth open and am not trying to hold in the sneeze

[gemdem]

2. Mine sound like God Himself is tearing down the sky

as He comes down to earth for Judgment Day. They're that loud and they scare the Hell out of children, small dogs, co-workers, and Republicans in a three-country area. I'm serious.

edit: grammar

[johnnie]

3. I usually say "Ahhhhh-SHIT!"

It's always funny to hear "God Bless you" after that.

[SPKrazy]

4. Aaaahhhhhhhh Shhooooooooo!

hard to express in type.

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You wanna be a mod

and you can't type a sneeze?

:eyes:

[SPKrazy]

11. I'm Not Wanting To Be A Mod

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. You'd better have a talk with Kitchy, then

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6150620

[DainBramaged]

5. BOOOOOWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

glass shattering

[Lautremont]

6. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA a.

[youthere]

7. AAh-pshhhh!

[LeftyMom]

9. tiny little mousefarts

Odd, since I don't have a small voice or anything.

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Aaaaa--CHHHH...

Pretty "normal" sounding for a sneeze. :P I also know women who have cutesy sneezes, and it amazes me every time... :rofl: My dad's sneezes could rattle the windows... :rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

13. They're quite loud and disruptive.

I never understood females who go ah-choo in a tiny little voice. I'm a female too and I sound like a goddamn tornado. I also have a very large lung capacity.

[TimeChaser]

14. Huh-tyuu

[gr8dane_daddy]

15. Aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah - SPLUUUUUWWWWWWWWW

<2 milliseconds later> SPLAT!

[reyd reid reed]

16. I've gotta confess

Mine's weird. It's silent at the beginning...and then finishes with a little choo. I can't help it, though.

:shrug:

[azmouse]

18. I used to sneeze really quietly... yeah, like a mouse

NOW I have to brace myself when I feel a sneeze coming on because they're so violent they could knock me off my feet. Don't why it changed, it just did.

So I'd say my sneezes sound like...

AAAAAA - CHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[bridgit]

19. thread is less than viable without Mp3 upload capability...

[AllegroRondo]

20. My wife sounds like she's coughing

which is confusing, then she gets annoyed when people dont say "bless you"

[Bassic]

21. They shound like feedback at a Metallica concert. nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. KA-BOOOM!