Should I serve as Masticator?

[Guava Jelly]

masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Pronunciation: 'mas-t&-"kAt
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
transitive verb
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive verb : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Crap this means I actually have to chew my food :mad: nevermind...:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I can see where this is heading

And it ain't pretty.

:popcorn:

[Guava Jelly]

2. masterb___ could be next!

Oh what have i done?? :shrug: