Oh, matcom, look what I got today!

[GOPisEvil]

:bounce: Courtesy of Madrone! She is THE BEST! :loveya:

[Madrone]

1. A messy f'in counter? I am NOT responsible!!!

Happy Valentine's Day, baby! :*

[GOPisEvil]

2. Meh - stupid lack of storage...

Thanks, baby! :* :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Can I steal your girlfriend?

:)

[GOPisEvil]

4. As long as you return her.

But, I think I just bankrupted her. :D

[LeftyMom]

5. Ooooh, I want one.

Those things rock.

[GOPisEvil]

6. I can't wait to use it!

I'm trying to figure out what to do first! It's a refurb, so it was quite inexpensive (relatively speaking).

[LeftyMom]

13. Hmm.

Somebody I know who has an upcoming birthday wouldn't mind getting one.

Just thinking aloud... ;)

[Madrone]

17. Check your PM -

;)

[KitchenWitch]

41. PM me too!

:hi:

Sorry to be so presumptuous!

[TommyO]

7. You truly are evil - that's one of the things that I need!

[GOPisEvil]

8. It was a gift.

I didn't even know it was coming. I'm very excited though! :bounce:

Save your pennies and get a refurbished model, about 1/2 the price, from what I've been told.

[TommyO]

10. I really want the one that Alton Brown uses

on Good Eats - graphite with flames!

[GOPisEvil]

12. Oh that one is sweet!

[WolverineDG]

38. Where does one obtain

the refurbed ones, pray tell?

dg

[GOPisEvil]

42. The box came from Amazon.

So that's a hint. ;)

[trof]

9. Oooo...KITCHENAIDE!

Miz t. HAD to have one.
The Rolls-Royce of kitchen appliances.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Now I can go make some of the stuff that Alton makes which requires one.

Think I can put those fancy flames on mine like Alton has on his? :D

[Madrone]

15. You can.

http://www.amazon.com/Classic-21-Flame-Decal-interference/dp/B000M0C150


Every *once* in a *great* while it's true. You don't deserve me. ;) :D

[GOPisEvil]

18. Hahahahahahaa!

Truly, I do not deserve you. You rock! :D

[trof]

21. Miz t.'s is RED. Why?

I don't know.
I doesn't really match anything else in the kitchen.
But..."I want a RED one!"
OK
:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

25. Thankfully all my other appliances are white.

Red is racy, I guess. :shrug:

[trof]

I think it's a Cajun thang. They like bright colors and shiny stuff.

:hide:

[NMDemDist2]

14. schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!

you'll love that sucker!

now all it needs is flame pinstripes ala Alton Brown



http://cgi.ebay.com/EASY-Flame-Decal-KitchenAid-MIxer-Artisan-4-5-6-qt-C21_W0QQitemZ330085170420QQcmdZViewItem

[GOPisEvil]

20. LOL - see above!

I need to find a pinstipe artist to paint some on. :D

[NMDemDist2]

33. I gave u the link under the pic for ebay. only $19.95! ( + S&H)

instant gratification :bounce:

[TommyO]

23. Damn, there are more than a few Good Eats geeks here!

[matcom]

16. WOOOOHOOOOO!!111 Welcome to the 19th century!!!!

:D

get the pasta attachments. STAT!

ENJOY BUDDY!!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Yay!!!1!1!

You know what I really want to use? The hook. Arrrrrrrr! :D

[matcom]

22. dude. you can make bread in like 2:00!!

it.is.AWSOME!!!11

just WAIT to use the whisk to whip up egg whites!

I am TELLING YOU! this things does EVERYTHING BUT the cooking!

[GOPisEvil]

26. I want to whip some cream to stiff peaks!!!!

:bounce:

[matcom]

28. let me know when. we'll compare stiff peaks

maybe even have a 'sword fight' :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

29. Merengues at 10 paces!!!!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

44. Those butterscotch oatmeal cookies come

together in a flash with a kitchenaide!!! Oh, also get the sausage stuffer...matcom has one! Oh and the splash guard, a must! Get your butt up here, and we will go to this outlet mall that sells all the goodies cheap!

[GOPisEvil]

50. Sausage stuffer?

:spank: for the thoughts I had...

:rofl:

[matcom]

24. now, get yourself a TAT!!!

you will become ONE with the world :D

[GOPisEvil]

27. A tattoo of the mixer? How strange....

Ohhhh....yeah, you're right. :D

[matcom]

30. PERFECT TAT!

:rofl:

maybe a portrait of Rachael Ray? :D

[GOPisEvil]

31. With EVOO in script underneath!

:thumbsup:

[Madrone]

32. Um.

Not just no. Hell no.

Unless David wants to go to bed with his tattoo only for the rest of his life - in that case :thumbsup:

I don't want to go to bed with Rachael Ray staring at me! :scared: Not EVER!

[GOPisEvil]

34. Hey, it would be better than Emeril.

;)

[Madrone]

35. You trying to get divorced?

;)

[GOPisEvil]

37. Yes, dear...

No Rachael tattoo. :)

[matcom]

39. you got something against 'switching sides'?

:grr:

:loveya: for what you are doing to/for David

:*

[matcom]

43. oops

ment as pm

[GOPisEvil]

45. Hey - you're married!

Stop hitting on her! :P

[matcom]

48. no.

must. hit. on. lovely. liberal. women.

hey we could make a COMMUNE! :bounce:

we aren't Mormon but we could pretend! :D

[GOPisEvil]

49. Hmmm.....interesting idea...

A commune!!! :bounce:

[Madrone]

51. rofl

Tooooooooooooo funny.


S'okay. :hug:

Nothing against "switching sides" but Rachael mother-effing RAY? Come on!

David is the BEST - he deserves everything good that life has to offer.

[matcom]

53. he is

and I like Rachael's boobs :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

54. ...

:blush:

:loveya:

[matcom]

55. oh get a room you two

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

56. Never fear...

...in a week and a half...;)

[matcom]

57. WEBCAM READY!

:patriot:

[GOPisEvil]

58. Free for the first 30 minutes...

...$4.95 a minute after that. :D

[matcom]

59. fuck THAT

$99.95 for the WHOLE 43 Seconds!

[GOPisEvil]

60. Oooohh...I like that!

More money! :thumbsup:

[matcom]

63. it'll be just like K-Fed & Britney!

*snif*

[GOPisEvil]

64. Next thing you know I'll be in a Super Bowl commerical.

:D

[matcom]

66. the Monkey one?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

71. The Snickers one.

:D

[matcom]

72. now THAT is just HOT!

:spray:

[GOPisEvil]

73. I ain't ripping out my chest hair though.

:scared:

[Madrone]

74. 43 Seconds?

Bwahahahahahaha! Not even clooooooooose.

[GOPisEvil]

75. *cues up Iron Man*

:D

[Madrone]

76. LOL

What's THAT supposed to mean?

*is innocent*

[GOPisEvil]

77. No idea...

O8)

[bicentennial_baby]

69. Blasphemer!!!

:puke:

[WolverineDG]

36. I'm lusting for your

KitchenAid mixer, although if it were the red one, I'd have it already. ;)

dg

[GOPisEvil]

40. According to Madrone, only white was available in the refurbished.

However, a can of spray paint and it's as red as you like.

[LeftyMom]

52. KitchenAid sells the colored refurbs direct sometimes.

Here's a red one http://www.shopkitchenaid.com/product_detail.asp?T1=KTA+RKV25G0XER&HDR=outlet

[TommyO]

83. That red one is sexy, and has a more powerful motor

Oh, the decisions that one needs to make when he's sitting on a Superbowl win.

[Blue-Jay]

46. Hi, I'm your new neighbor. May I borrow a cup of organic sugar?

[GOPisEvil]

47. Wow - it didn't take the realtor long to rent the place out.

Need some organic brown sugar, too?

[Blue-Jay]

61. You can't pick your neighbors, sadly.

I'd also like to borrow a cup of bourbon, if you don't mind.

[GOPisEvil]

62. I got some Beam - sorry I don't have the good stuff.

Now good vodka and gin, I have.

[Blue-Jay]

65. Beam is fine. I'm no booze snob.

[GOPisEvil]

67. Bottle's full. Help yourself.

Even from Mexico with a genuine Texas stamp from bringing it across the border.

[bicentennial_baby]

68. You bitch!!!

Please, please...Impress upon Sniffa that this *is* indeed a very fine use of my excess financial aid!! He's thinks it's 'financially irresponsible'...I, for one, disagree wholeheartedly... x(

Please? :D

[GOPisEvil]

70. Buy a refurb!

You'll be saving about 50%. Think of the money you WON'T be spending! :D

[TommyO]

78. YOWZA! Only $159 for the white refurb.

I think I can deal with white when I'm saving over 140 bucks!

edited to add even better $$$ savings.

[Madrone]

80. I know how to reel them in.

FIRST I impress them with bitchin' gifts, then I WOW 'em with my financial prowess. ;) A bit unfair of me really - they've no chance! :D

[TommyO]

81. You've impressed me, and I bat for the other team!

[Madrone]

82. ...

:spray:

I wonder how many mixers I just sold for Amazon w/ this thread?

[TommyO]

84. At least one (unless I buy the red one that LeftyMom mentioned)

I actually have wanted one for a few years now, and now that I have a bigger kitchen, I can make the room for it.

[Katherine Brengle]

79. I spent all my excess financial aid on booze and clothes...

damn it was fun to be that stupid. Wish I'd put it in a CD...