It's Slicker Than 10 Gallons Of Snot On A Linoleum Floor

[SPKrazy]

I think I just came up with a new saying!

It is slick, icy, still snowing, and the streets are covered here in Arkansas!

First time the streets have been covered with snow in quite a while to my recollection.

:shrug:


:hi:

[fizzgig]

1. that is a rather disgusting mental image

sorry the roads are crummy

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

2. Hi Ya!

I'm warm and inside the house now

before I drove out and people were sliding all over the place making me nervous. :rofl:


:hi:

:pals:

[fizzgig]

22. it's always the other drivers that freak me out

and rarely the road itself.

i love the little driving smilie!

glad you are home safe. i just got in myself and am about to go back out, but i wanted to say hi

:hug:

edit to take out superfluous apostrophe

[SPKrazy]

23. Back Out?

:hi:

see ya later?

:hug:

[texas1928]

3. now that is slick.

[SPKrazy]

9. It Is Slick!

I saw vehicles spinning their wheels and not going anywhere, I wasn't stopping to help because I wanted to go somewhere!

:shrug:

[Elidor]

4. Great metaphor!

Gotta remember that one.

[SPKrazy]

10. Thanks

once in a while I have a "great thought" :rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. Ewww...

...yucky mental image. Bad SPK :spank:!

[SPKrazy]

11. Well There Are Few Things Slicker

than snot on a linoleum floor

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

14. My mom used to say...

...snot on a doorknob, which is, I guess, way ickier. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

18. I Thought Of That

but linoleum

seemed so much slicker

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

19. Boy you're in a mood tonight...

...ain't ya? I am glad you made it home from work safely. And you're doing a hell of a job cheering little ol' me up too. Thanks! :) :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Boy, am I glad

I already ate.

x(

[SPKrazy]

12. ...

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

7. mmmm. snot.

Chai and I had to cut our usual 2 mi walk short today. The paths were so slick . . .

(HOW SLICK WERE THEY?!!)

The paths were so slick that when the dog yanked, I _blanked_.

[SPKrazy]

13. ROFL!

snot tastes

LIKE SNOT!

:rofl:

[Billy Ruffian]

8. Good rewrite

of an old saying

Slicker than two eels f*****g in a bucket of snot.

[SPKrazy]

16. Hmmmm

I'll have to think if I've heard that one before

:shrug:

[Billy Ruffian]

24. It's an oldie

I first heard it in 1978 at diving school

[idgiehkt]

15. Yum...

What a mental image that conjures up.

Are you gonna try to go to work tomorrow? :hi:

[SPKrazy]

17. Yup!

I will be there with bells on





:rofl:

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. So I guess we have to deal with gallons of snot tomorrow too.

:rofl: :hi: Be CAREFUL out there! I don't want you to end up in the emergency room because you were doing donuts in the snot....er... snow and hurt yourself. :hug: :pals:

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

21. he he he

:loveya: too

:hug:

[ChoralScholar]

25. Snot on a Doorknob

was the saying in my youth.