I feel like Tasering someone -- who wants to volunteer?

[LostinVA]

Hell, everywhere I turn, someone is being Tasered... I want in!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. If you give me enough to drink, you could probably convince me to let you.

[LostinVA]

2. It would probably kill you, you're so little

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. They taser little kids in FL all the time.

We could always convince my sister to let us tazor her. She's an idiot when she's drinking and she's bigger than me.

Anyway, the fucking things are illegal in NJ. Stupid NJ.

[LostinVA]

4. I think even crossbows and cannons are legal here

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I'm pretty sure crossbows are legal in NJ.

If I end up moving down there, can we buy a cannon?

[LostinVA]

6. OF COURSE!

[matcom]

7. i'm currently naked & covered in Grape-Seed Oil

do I qualify?

[JackBeck]

8. Only for the picture threads.

[Bassic]

19. And sadly,

for the mental picture as well. :cry:

[LostinVA]

9. Hmmmmm

[Mojambo]

10. I've always wanted to be tasered.

That seems like something you have to experience to understand.

[LostinVA]

11. Drive to VA and I'll do it

I'll give you a milkshake afterwards,

[Mojambo]

12. Strawberry?

With real strawberries?

It's an awfully long drive. I think I deserve real strawberries.

[LostinVA]

13. Yes, sweetie, I'll make it myself

[The Traveler]

14. Not me

Not into the electro stimulation thing. Sorry, bud.

:shrug:

[u4ic]

15. If you could aim it for

the middle of my back. I've got one hell of an itch...

[LostinVA]

18. Hang on, I'm adjusting the sights

There we go!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Oh, all right.

:D

[LostinVA]

17. You can rub some EVOO all over first

ZING!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Beat me to it.

:P

[LostinVA]

21. Perv