LSU and USC suck *almost* as much as a Macintosh computer

[WilliamPitt]

*ducking, fleeing, giggling ass off*

[PVnRT]

1. Careful, the mice might come out....

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

2. Hey Holy Cross had a nice year.

;-)

http://www.holycross.edu/departments/athletics/website/football/fb_schedule.html

[ozymandius]

3. Are you tired of playing it safe Will Pitt?

Or is the masochist in you looking to get singed?

[WilliamPitt]

4. Playing it safe

[ozymandius]

10. How romantic!

[Nomad559]

27. Safe Sex

[jimbo fett]

5. Flamethrower instructions: Light pilot. Point barrell. Pull trigger.

I'll have you know that my Mac G5 is the fastest personal computer on the planet. Just as the LSU Tigers are the best college football team on the planet.

No Wintel computer could touch a Mac as far as quality, innovation, ease of use and speed.

[rogerashton]

12. Here's another vote for Mac and LSU

Geaux Tigers!

[jus_the_facts]

6. But they don't suck anywhere NEAR as bad as the Boston RED SUX do....

...SO THERE! :evilgrin:

[wysimdnwyg]

8. Uh-Oh

:nuke:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

7. Grand Valley State

Division II Champs. Hey! We're in a recession and have to economize, right? Down-sizing! I say let Grand Valley State be the champions of Division I and Division II.

And it lets us return that punk-ass looking Division I trophy back to the Sears Jewelry Department.

http://www.gvsu.edu/

[wtmusic]

9. rabble rouser

come back here and put up those lily-white mousepad-softened protest-sign-holding dukes of yours!!! :(

[On the Road]

11. Yup,

they suck almost as much as all those other NCAA teams. The Arizona Cardianls would whip one of them.

[SOteric]

13. Look what I found! A perfectly good ass laying on floor in the Lounge!

:kick:

[VelmaD]

16. Granted, it is a mighty nice ass...

but I don't know about "perfect". ;-)

[SOteric]

19. If you'll send me the URL for the Pitt-Cam you set up,

I'll judge for myself. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

20. You'll have to talk to GOPisEvil...

he's the one with the hidden cameras in his apartment. $19.99 for video of Will drooling on his couch. A little extra for the "shower-cam show" but it's TOTALLY worth it. ;-)

[SOteric]

22. No doubt

you sprang for the 'extended version.'

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

23. *snort*...extended...*snort*

Yup, I got the directors cut...un-edited with commentary, out-takes, and closed-captioning. :)

[WilliamPitt]

24. I hope the shower-cam had a long lens

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

25. Bay-bee

*thud* <========= sound of Velma swooning ;-)

[VelmaD]

14. But none of them suck as bad...

as the BCS does. :-)

[HuckleB]

15. LSU and USC are good, but they're not THAT good.

Mac rules!

[parasim]

17. Oh yeah?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/10/01/notes100103.DTL

What he said.

[Richardo]

18. What I learned at UCLA: "You can't spell SUCK without USC."

'Nuff said! :evilgrin:

UCLA BA 1978, Political Science (Public Administration)

[markus]

21. So, this guy from USC and this guy from LSU were both in the bathroom.

As they get ready to pull the lever on their respective urinals, each notices the other's class ring. The USC guy heads to the sink while the LSU guy checks his hair in the mirror, gives his hands a quick wipe on the pull towel and heads for the door.

The USC guys clears his throat and says, "You know, fella, at USC they teach us to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom"

The LSU guy stops, looks at the USC alum, and tell him, "Yeah, well at LSU, we learn not to pee on our hands."

Geaux Tigers.

[jus_the_facts]

26. LOL......thanks I needed that....PRICELESS....and GEAUX TIGERS!

:evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

28. You know I'm going to have to hurt you...

It's gonna be Duke next year, sir, Duke! Duke's going to run the ACC. Duke's going to kick ass in the BCS. Duke's gonna be undisputed national champions.

Well, if they start recruiting off the football field instead of the library, that is...