My Dad's fucking rules

[HEyHEY]

- No swearing in front of mom.
- No smoking
- No talking back
- No Borrowing the car without permission

[LaraMN]

1. We had #'s 3 & 4,

but 1 & 2 were okay.

[HEyHEY]

2. Mom swore more than us anyway... I think it was to stop encouraging her

[LaraMN]

6. My Mom swore, but she didn't use the colorful terms.

I tried to tone it down a bit for her, at least, and not exceed the offensiveness of the f-bomb. I was such a good daughter.

[Courtesy Flush]

3. What's your point?

I though that was every dad's rules!

[HEyHEY]

5. ..... fucking new guys

it's a copycat

[Debi]

8. OMG!

:rofl:

poor new guy, what a welcome!

[Courtesy Flush]

9. I realized it was a copy cat after I posted

The original has worked its way down the list.

You'll be singing a different tune by the end of the day... when I get my "1000+ Posts" tag

[HEyHEY]

10. haha

true, then you have your DU bar-mitzva

[JVS]

14. It's a sad day when someone with 994 posts is called a new guy

[johnnie]

4. Dad's are dicks

x(

Rules suck

[HEyHEY]

7. I can't wait to be a dad and have rules

It'll be fun!

[johnnie]

11. I'm getting too old to ever be a dad I think, but..

That would be fun making up really fucked up rules to mess with your kids heads. When talking to daddy, you must hop up and down. Or, there will be absolutely no Fruit Loops eaten in my house on every other weds.

[Little Wing]

12. 1 rule. Don't fuck up.

:shrug:

[JVS]

13. Rules? Who the hell obeys those?

[tcfrogs]

15. Your dad had

"fucking" rules. Cool. :D

[JVS]

16. When I first saw this thread I thought that fucking was a noun and rules was the verb...

and I was very alarmed for a moment

[HEyHEY]

17. He ahd those too... but it was basically "Not in the house"

[hunter]

18. So where were you conceived?

If not in a house?

:P

[HEyHEY]

19. Dear god!

Thanks for that image

[jpgray]

20. I can say that HEyHEY's mom's fucking -does- rule.

[JVS]

21. You saw her and me that time?

:blush:

[jpgray]

22. Must have been a naval theme that night--both the rear admiral and the commodore

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. When a date honked his horn to let me know he'd arrived, my dad went out

and told him, "If you want to take my daughter on a date, you'd better get your lazy ass out of the car, and come knock on the door like a civilized human being instead of an ape!"

It was a little tense...