Here's a list of bands that will make you gay! (not satire!)

[Blue-Jay]

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands?rf=23m

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for

* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay)



In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us.....
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"Elton John(really gay)"! HAHAHAHAHA!

[slj0101]

1. Jay-Z is gay? Whoda thunk it?

:shrug:

Cydi Lauper is SAFE? She one of the biggest advocates of gay rights I know of. :wtf:

[bicentennial_baby]

2. Morrissey, questionable?

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DMX? :wtf:

[GirlinContempt]

3. Well, at least now I know why I keep bringing home 3 or 4 beautiful girls a night.

Fuckin' Motorhead.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. ...

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:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

13. Seriously, this is a breakthrough

Fuck boot camps and therapy, not to mention years of crushing alienation from family and friends, I finally know now that all anyone has to do is replace their CD collection for salvation.
Fucking. Sweet.

[graywarrior]

4. Ravi Shankar. Is "shank" a gay thing?

[xchrom]

40. you caught that too?!?! i was like ravi shankar???

these people are a danger to themselves and society.

[ceile]

5. DMX? The "Nuge"?

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Ted Nugent?

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

8. Lookin' at his loins in that loincloth!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

11. I love the variety here.

The Stones (a billion hits) AND Frankie Goes to Hollywood (one hit).

And since everybody has heard at least one Stones song, that would mean everyone's gay, right? :rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. but when this guy rocks a loincloth it's okay?

[begin_within]

9. So it was the combination of my Dad's favorite song ("Night and Day") with "Bohemian Rhapsody" that

did it to me. Solved at last!

[bbernardini]

10. The inclusion of Richard Cheese makes me say "satire."

Then again, a lot of these people ARE that stupid...

[NewJeffCT]

12. Metallica & Motorhead popped into my head when I saw your subject line

But, does this list mean I can't listen to Morrissey, but I can listen to The Smiths (since I didn't see them on the list)?

How about Husker Du if I can't listen to Bob Mould?

and, I've never really felt gayness overcoming me when I listened to Lil' Kim - especially when it's on video.

[begin_within]

14. So he considers "Glad to be Gay" by Tom Robinson Band to be not a threat?

[AlCzervik]

15. why the * next to Boy George?

[HoneyBee]

18. He'll not only make *YOU* gay... but anyone you contact within 48 hours.

He's SUPER gay.

[Richardo]

16. Score one for Oasis

They make you straight, apparently.

[distantearlywarning]

17. The Doors?

I think Jim Morrison f***ed every woman who would hold still long enough. Same with Ted Nugent and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Bjork is generally sexless.

Ravi Shankar and Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) both fathered children with a woman.

:wtf:

[HoneyBee]

19. But, he liked boys, too.

The chili peppers wear socks on their schlongs and Bjork is just (in my best Fargo voice) funny lookin'.

[LostinVA]

20. EXACTLY what I thought when I saw The Doors

[jobycom]

21. Metallica? Aren't they like raging homophobes?

Other than that, thanks for the recommendations. I'll get started on my collection right away.

[RedStateShame]

22. "You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay."

At somebody has FINALLY taken Man or Astro-Man to task for promoting the gay lifestyle, as surf guitar music has known to do for decades!!!!

[underpants]

23. BOGUS! no R.E.M.???

Come on Stipe alone has the gay power to turn Chuck Heston into a rainbow warrior

[KurtNYC]

24. Ahh, so "The Weathergirls" are not on the list

while Ted (Cat Scratch Fever) Nugent is?! - geniuses

[Hugin]

25. *whew* I'm safe from The Gay... There isn't a single show tune on that list.

*blots brow*

[Left Is Write]

27. What?! You missed the reference to Cole Porter?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. None of them would know a Cole Porter tune if it bit them in the ass

All they listen to is their jesusshitrock

[RedStateShame]

32. Technically, since Jay-Z sampled from "Annie," you're not as safe as you think.

[Left Is Write]

26. The only think I have to say to this list is:

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[Lyric]

28. No Bronski Beat?!

Shame on them!

[blogslut]

30. Where's Judy?

I mean, come on. ;)

[Patiod]

31. The Roches will definitely make you gay, too

Ted Nugent, I have to say, does belong on the list, because if he were the only guy in the world, I would DEFINITELY start batting for the home team.

[JackBeck]

33. Who would have thought Madonna??

Maybe that's why I was called a "fag" starting in the 6th grade. It was all because of Madonna.

[ronnykmarshall]

34. Frank Sinatra?

I think they mean NANCY Sinatra.

She was the one that made ME gay.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Frank Sinatra?

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[Zookeeper]

37. They must have studied their subjects pretty closely....

Eagles of Death Metal have a very long "Thank you" and dedication list that includes, "..Heath Ledger and anyone who's ever been to Brokeback Mountain..." I doubt that most of the people who bought the CD read the entire list.

And I suppose there's something pretty "Gay" about their video when the lead singer blows people's clothes off with his guitar, including happy looking men. You know, only "chicks" are supposed to be stripped in rock videos! :sarcasm:

Someone at "lovegodsway" has way too much time on his/her hands.

[Susang]

38. Björk makes you gay?

Bob Mould? Lil Kim? :wtf:

And Sufjan Stevens????? Do they know how religious he is? Obviously not, since they think his music makes you gay. :eyes:

[Omphaloskepsis]

39. Oh crap... I'm listening to Panic! At The Disco right now..

[Susang]

41. Did you read who the "Safe Bands" are?

http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

Cyndi Lauper?!?!? :rofl: