Chocodiles® are nothing but Twinkies® dipped in chocolate.

[Unperson]

I'm devastated.

[soleft]

1. You were expecting something a bit more reptilian?

:shrug:

[Unperson]

4. Like chocolate covered white mice?

Yummers!

[edbermac]

2. Try Crunchy Frog instead.

They're the real deal.

They use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

And they don't take the bones out. After all, if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

[AllegroRondo]

3. What about Spring Surprize?

[seemunkee]

8. I prefer Frog a la Peche

There's frog a la peche, which is a frog done in Cointreau and with a peach stuffed in its mouth. And, ah, then, of course, there's peche a la frog, which is really not much to write home about. A waiter comes to your table. He's got this huge peach on it, which is covered in boiling liqueur, you see, and he slices it open to reveal about two thousand little black tadpoles squiggling about. It's one of the most disgusting sights I've ever seen. God, it turns me over to think of it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Somebody said chocodiles?

[AllegroRondo]

6. I could have been making my own this whole time?

Darn!

break out that chocolate melter!

[MorningGlow]

7. You say that like it's a bad thing!

:hi:

[Theres-a]

9. MMMMMMMMMMM!

Chocodiles!:9