My tummy hurts after reading GD

[Nicole]

"Do you think women have sex dreams about George W. Bush?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x32512

:puke:


My poor, beautiful mind. :cry:

[GenDem]

1. Oh, barf!!!

That would be my worse nightmare!:puke:

[Nicole]

4. Mine too!

:puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. And so you share with us?

Meanie. :cry:

[Nicole]

5. Of course!

I always hated being alone when I'm sick. :(

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

3. Oh Barf Nicole!

that is going to make my dinner come up, thanks a lot!

:puke:



:rofl:



you goober, I read some of those posts on that thread. Do you think that Katherine Harris ever got any of the chimp?

:rofl:

[Nicole]

6. You're quite welcome

I think K. Harris had more than a little of the chimp in her. I bet it was a family affair.
:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

7. Oh Now I'll Have Nightmares Too

and be throwing up thinking about that whole possibility

you and your damned beautiful mind. you and Babs, please don't make me think anymore about this!

:rofl:


:hug:

[Nicole]

8. OOPS!

I should be sorry huh?

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

10. Only If You'll

tell me some new stories to make me forget all about nasty old George!

:rofl:


:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

15. I'll think about it

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

16. ---

:evilgrin: :yourock:

[Nicole]

30. You too!

:evilgrin: :yourock:

[TOhioLiberal]

9. Oh, gross!

Sex dreams about the Chimp-in-Chief? What a mental picture. I'll bet Condi does, though. And that woman who wouldn't let go of him at the SOTU last night.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/24/rep-michele-bachmann-hearts-bush/ :puke: alert!

[Nicole]

18. That woman last night

That was one of the most disgusting PDAs I've ever seen. :puke:

[TOhioLiberal]

23. I'll bet she was...

...all over her husband last night--'Say nukular, honey!' :puke: Hell I don't know if she is married. :shrug:

[Nicole]

28. EEWWWWW

Her poor husband. Screwing Bush by proxy. :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

73. Hmmm...Could this be Dumbyass's Monica?

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

75. I hope so

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

78. Maybe "god" told her to get him in the sack, too.

[Nicole]

80. LOL

You are probably right. :rofl:

[Zookeeper]

82. That woman is a newly elected Rep from Minnesota...

(the shame...:blush: ) and she is a total nutcase.

God speaks to her through her husband. First, God told her husband to tell her to get a degree in tax law. Then, God told her husband to tell her to run for U.S. Representative. :crazy:

http://tags.wonkette.com/politics/michele-bachmann/

Youtube is down right now, or I'd post the clip of her church talk about being "HOT for GOD!!!"

[SeattleGirl]

11. I saw that thread, and decided not to go near it!

I know THIS is one woman who NEVER dreams about that. Besides, if I did, it wouldn't be a dream, it would be a nightmare. :scared:

[Nicole]

19. I wish I had been as smart as you

I wasn't. :(

I'm with you on the nightmare though. Scary stuff!

[peekaloo]

12. Yeah but he shows up drunk

can't get it up
raids the fridge
leaves
and never calls again.




:-)

[Nicole]

20. LOL

I bet that happens a lot with him. :rofl:

[GenDem]

13. While the chimp was making his way down the aisle for the SOTU

some rethug congresscritter from Minnesota that looked just like Katherine Harris put the lip lock on *. It was really gross!

[Nicole]

22. Yeah, Michelle ???

I can't remember her name but I remember that. Sick!

[SPKrazy]

32. Bachman, Rep from Minnesota

they can frickin' keep her ass- she's twisted badly!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

34. Most definitely twisted

We don't need her down here for sure. :scared:

[SPKrazy]

41. Damned Twisted * Loving Yankee!

:puke:

:scared:

Bush isn't really from Texas so ...


jest sayin'

Minnesota can keep him! And too bad for Minnesota because I have family that lives there and I'm so sorry that they have to put up with Bachman the * loving toad !!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

43. LOL

We have enough of our own twisted people. We don't fakers like Bush. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

46. Damned Straight!

got fakers and some party changers over in Oklahoma and Arkansas too

hell we got DINOs for Senators, but at least they got a D by their name for now!

:rofl:

as for twisted people, yes, we have plenty ;)

[Nicole]

48. We not only got twisted people

I'm related to some of them!

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

49. Well I Am too!

or have been LOL

:patriot:

[Nicole]

51. Is ewe my cuzzin?

:crazy: :silly: :crazy:

[SPKrazy]

53. Prolly

jest never know?

:bounce:

[Nicole]

54. Uh oh

:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

56. It's Okay...

I lives in Arkansas now!

besides, I'm prolly just your 3rd cousin once removed from reality

:silly:

or something like that!

you can still tell me some "stories" when the nightmares come though

I'm feeling a nightmare starting now, can you tell me a story Nicole?

:P

[Nicole]

58. Not now

Go watch Letterman! It will help you feel better. :)

[SPKrazy]

59. -_-

otay

I go do that now

then can I have a bedtime story!?

:crazy:

[Nicole]

61. Maybe

Maybe not. :P

[SPKrazy]

62. Tease Me

it only encourages me you know!

:rofl: :loveya:

[Nicole]

63. Of course

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

65. Just So You Know That!

:rofl:

[Nicole]

69. I do!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

70. So You Laugh

but I know that secretly you are swooning and can't stand up because you are so weak in the knees and it just looks like :rofl:

:evilgrin:

[Nicole]

74. You have me all figured out.

You are so smart. :P

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

76. I'm Sure I Do!

have you "all figured out" as if...

:rofl:

Actually I'm just


:crazy:


and like playin' with ya!

:shrug:

and maybe even :loveya: and want to be :hug:

I'm also :evilgrin:

but I'm :thumbsup: really!

[Nicole]

77. I'm sure I lied

:P :crazy: :P :silly:


:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

79. I'm Sure I Know That

but I lurve playin' on the DU with you!

:hug:

[Nicole]

81. LOL

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

14. Didn't Laura Have 23 people in her "box"

last night?

I mean what's a guy like george to do?

Michele Bachman?
K. Harris?

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[Nicole]

24. O.K.

We're even now.

You mentioned Laura's box! :puke:

[SPKrazy]

29. He he he!

:puke:

we are

but I still want some different stories when I wake up from nightmares about the other.

:evilgrin:

[GenDem]

33. Probably the most fun she's had in a long time.

probably hoping she could sneak the fun hero guy home --the one that saved the guy in the subway. He was the funnest dude at the whole dreadful event.

[graywarrior]

17. Sex with George Bush. Oxymoron, if there ever was one.

He is not human.

[Nicole]

25. True

On both counts. :rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

21. Thanks for embedding this into my subconscious!

I saw this thread earlier, and now that you've brought it up again, I'm sure to have some kind of nightmare involving chimpy and sex! I guess I'll just have to refrain from sleeping...ever!

[graywarrior]

26. Picture this...he's fucking all of us at once.

[SPKrazy]

31. Oh No

no wonder I'm feeling so poorly right now

geez, I'm being fucked by the chimpster

oh I'm really really sick now gray

damn, call 911 or something

quick

:puke: :puke: :puke: :silly:

[graywarrior]

38. .

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

39. You're Evil Graywarrior!

pure evil!

Hey, I've gotten back to working out since being sick but I haven't been keeping up with you on that.

I'll PM ya

[graywarrior]

40. I've been meaning to PM you, but my job has turned from 10 hours a week to 60.

I do manage to make the gym 4/5 days a week...otherwise I would murder people.

[SPKrazy]

42. I Believe That About You!

The truth be told, in my "normal" state of mind and body, I probably would too (kill people if I didn't go to the gym)

Good deal

Why workin' so much?

:shrug:

I hope you are at least getting paid more and not being exploited by being paid for 40 and getting 20 free from ya!

[graywarrior]

44. My editor is very good at what she does. Therefore, we have a lot a manuscripts to edit.

[SPKrazy]

45. Well That Means More Books!

yay!

:hide:

[graywarrior]

50. I'm proofing one now that will be a best seller.

It is an incredible WWII story.

[SPKrazy]

55. Cool!

You'll have to tell us the title when it is released so we can check out your proofreading!

That's a lot of proofreading.

60 hours a week?

I'd kill someone if I read that much doing proofreading

:smoke:

[graywarrior]

57. Then I come here and read some more.

I've accepted that fact that I am "off the wall."

[SPKrazy]

60. You Are Screwn!

does the screen change colors on you after a while?

[graywarrior]

64. No, I change colors.

[SPKrazy]

66. Wow, The Girl With Kaleidescope Eyes?

or something else?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

68. I PM'd you, and I'm serious...I need to get out of this lounge for the night.

[SPKrazy]

71. Got It! Good Night Gray! ;)

[GenDem]

35. Count me out......I have a really bad headache.

Plus I'm :puke:

[Nicole]

27. You're welcome

:rofl:

I didn't want to be alone with this thought.

[mentalsolstice]

47. Stickin' toothpicks in my eyes to prop them open n/t

[Nicole]

52. I hope they don't break!

:scared:

[texanwitch]

36. I can't stand looking at him.

Who in the hell would want to have sex with him except for Condi.

:puke:

[Nicole]

37. Some people are sick

That's the only explanation I can think of.

[crim son]

67. ohgodohgodohgodohgod

Can't you people remember I'm in a fragile mental state over here? :P

[SPKrazy]

72. Just don't look at the posts

watch Roseanne Cash on Letterman

or something

quick

don't dwell on this it will make you sick

I am going to have to have therapy from it

[Nicole]

83. Sorry

I just didn't want to be alone in my moment of disgust. :P