I'm bored...ask me anything! Please!

[TOhioLiberal]

:)Anybody else bored? Talk to me!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Want a cupcake?

If I share them, then I won't eat them all. :D

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Sure. What kind are they?

Ahh who cares, give me one anyway! I loves me some cupcakes. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Chocolate w/ chocolate frosting.

Yummy. :9

[TOhioLiberal]

Yummy...

chocolate ones are my favorite!

[mainegreen]

4. Zipper or Button Fly?

[TOhioLiberal]

6. Zipper...

...too many buttons spoil the mood. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

5. Why are you bored?

and why is Keith talking now in a different place than he was, did you change your avvie?

And why do I have handcuffs still?


And what about Naomi?

:pals:

[TOhioLiberal]

7. I'm bored because I have no life.

I don't know why Keith is talking in a different place, I haven't seen the show yet this evening. yes I changed my avvie, although it's still Keith. You have the handcuffs because you're a flirt.

Who's Naomi?

[SPKrazy]

8. I don't know who Naomi is?

Did you ever watch Carol Burnett, they had "As the Stomach Turns" and at the end they would ask all these questions and say "what about Naomi?"

I have handcuffs because I'm a flirt?

okay

I was going to post a song from youtube, but I'll do it later because I went there and it said search for videos is unavailable

Your "I have no life" made me think of this song.

Here's some lyrics though:

WE MAY NEVER PASS THIS WAY (AGAIN)
Albums : Diamond Girl (1973), Greatest Hits (1975), The Seals & Crofts Collection (1979),
Lift Up Your Voices And Sing, Vol. 2 (1997)
(Lyrics : James Seals / Music : James Seals, Dash Crofts, 1973)
James Seals


Life, so they say, is but a game and we let it slip away.
Love, like the Autumn sun, should be dyin' but it's only just begun.
Like the twilight in the road up ahead, they don't see just where we're goin'.
And all the secrets in the Universe, whisper in our ears
And all the years will come and go, take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.

Dreams, so they say, are for the fools and they let 'em drift away.
Peace, like the silent dove, should be flyin' but it's only just begun.
Like Columbus in the olden days, we must gather all our courage.
Sail our ships out on the open sea. Cast away our fears
And all the years will come and go, and take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.

So, I wanna laugh while the laughin' is easy. I wanna cry if it makes it worthwhile.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you.
'Cause, you make me feel like I'm more than a friend.
Like I'm the journey and you're the journey's end.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you, baby.

We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.



:hug:

[TOhioLiberal]

9. Are you denying you're a flirt?

:) :hug:

Thanks for the song lyrics, I haven't heard that song in ages.

[SPKrazy]

13. No, I Did Not Deny It!

I just questioned it?

Question everything is my motto for the evening?

Why?

I don't know why?

Do You?

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

15. I was gonna...

call you lecherous, but I'm not sure how to spell it. :shrug: :rofl:

I'm a flirt too. :evilgrin: at least here.

[SPKrazy]

17. Well You Spelled It Okay There TOL!

no problem then!

flirt is nicer thanks

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

27. Hey...

...Lecherous doesn't fit you anyway. How do you feel about passionate?

[Ghost in the Machine]

10. wanna fool around?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

Ghost

[TOhioLiberal]

12. whatcha got in mind?

I'm a big old flirt you know! :hi: Ghost!

[Ghost in the Machine]

16. oh, I think we could figure *something* out....

I have a very vivid imagination. We can make it up as we go along. Let's see what we have to work with here..

A stuffed duck
A trapeze
A snorkel

hmmm... where did this cape come from?


Please..... just no "nekkid leapfrog" at a Viagra convention. :rofl:

:hi:

Ghost

[TOhioLiberal]

18. Role-playing, eh?

can i be the escaped convict and you be the lonely, bored househusband? :7

Definitely no leap frog! Nekkid or otherwise!
:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. well... that sounds fun!

wait....... what were you convicted of? You're not gonna tie me up and steal my money are you? :rofl:

Let me practice my "futile resistance" voice for a minute... "stop! hey!.. don't do that! what ya doing with that tape? mmmmmmmpphhhhhh... mllllllllppppppp


mmmmmmmmmpppphhhhhmmmnnnnnnfffff

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

22. not gonna steal your money...

...oh no! :evilgrin:

[Ghost in the Machine]

28. ok... we can do this then.....

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

33. Just a wave?

I'm crushed...:hi:

[Ghost in the Machine]

35. Awwww..... sowwy..... is this better?

[TOhioLiberal]

36. Okay that's disturbing...

:rofl: and funny.

[Ghost in the Machine]

40. I amaze me sometimes....

should I take it down now? I'd hate to get your thread locked.... I don't know if that's considered vulgar... or just plain funny!

:rofl:

:hug:

[momophile]

42. don't take it down!

it's too amazing!

[TOhioLiberal]

50. I don't know...

...I doubt that the mods (Hi mods!) will lock the whole thread. More likely that post will get deleted if anyone's offended and alerts on it. :hug:

[momophile]

39. what the hell!?

why can I not look away?!

[Ghost in the Machine]

44. you're getting sleepy..... sleeepppppyyy...

:rofl:

[momophile]

48. I AM getting sleepppyyy...

and I want to cluck like a chicken too....

[Little Wing]

11. What are your interests?

[TOhioLiberal]

14. I like...

...reading, political and nonpolitical stuff. I enjoy talking with people, although I'm shy in real life. Crocheting, cross-stitch and doing Sudoku puzzles.

[Little Wing]

41. Have you ever read any Neal Stephenson?

He's a sci-fi writer. He's known for his inability to actually end a story neatly, but he's brilliant in building up the story and the plot.

Cryptonomicon and SnowCrash are some of his best works

[TOhioLiberal]

53. Never heard of him...

...but his style sounds interesting. I'll have to see if the library has anything by him. Thanks for the tip!:thumbsup:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

19. Do you have any clue where I put my keys?

I was about to track down Miss Cleo, but now I have you.

[TOhioLiberal]

20. did you look...

...down the sofa? In the ignition? (I've done that, briefly, a few times) In your coat pocket?

[Mary Tyler Moore]

23. I have looked

everywhere!

Soooo... I think I am under house arrest.

Oh, new question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck could chuck wood stoned?

[TOhioLiberal]

24. If he was stoned...

I'd say probably none. He'd be sitting around in the forest, talking about how green everything looks and doing his best Bill and Ted imitation--'Whoa!'

[Mary Tyler Moore]

29. Is that a blunt in your pocket?

Oh....That's half baked, dude!

[SPKrazy]

72. No, I'm Just Happy To See You

or maybe it is a blunt

:crazy:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

85. Why can't it be both?

Happy to see me and sparking up a bad boy.

[SPKrazy]

25. MTM!

hey Mary,

wanna go look for your hat?

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

I've got your keys

[Mary Tyler Moore]

30. Kicker!! Thank God, but I had a cocktail

So... you will have to be the designated driver.

Take it slooooow around the curves.

[SPKrazy]

32. Slow Around The Curves

sure thing Mary

I'll be real slooooow around those, uh, curves

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

34. Buckle Up

It may be a bumpy ride.

[SPKrazy]

37. Oh, I'm Buckled!

You in there good too!

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

43. I am.

I am molded to the seat much like leather pants are molded to an aging rockstar's ass.

(Vivid mental image, eh? Va Va Voom)

[SPKrazy]

47. Let's go then!

I could have done without that mental image, for me it did nothing!

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

52. Leather thigh high boots?

Sorry, now it just seems forced. I have Mick Jagger in my head singing Satisfaction.

[Ghost in the Machine]

60. Thigh highs?!?

see more: http://www.midnitecallers.com/thighhighs.html

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

65. Minus the fishnets

I think the boots are enough.

I know I am conservative.

[SPKrazy]

62. Now I Hear Him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlasR4QYbxg

little younger then, but anyone alive was too!

[Mary Tyler Moore]

66. How about some White Zombie

Thunderkiss 66

[SPKrazy]

70. Okay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlWL0mlCQec

:evilgrin:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

73. "Wanna try me?"

I love that song... You Rock!

[SPKrazy]

80. Cool!

:yourock: :hug:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

31. Ghost

I feel tired just thinking about him and his wood.

[SPKrazy]

38. Thinking About Wood Makes You Tired?

:rofl:

Now I don't know how you meant that but when I read it you cracked me up again!

:evilgrin:

[TOhioLiberal]

45. me too...

...there's something about using 'wood' in a sentence that makes me :rofl: I wonder what it is? :think: :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

51. I think of woodpeckers

wood pecker

maybe that is it

pecker of wood

pecker made of wood

pecker like wood?

what is a woodpecker? who named it anyway?

There's some questions to ponder

:yoiks: :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

56. how much wood would a woodpecker pecker

if a woodpecker could pecker wood?

[TOhioLiberal]

57. Yes...

...questions that need a lot of hard thought; thinking of all the different woods faster and faster, building to a crescendo of 'oh, YES! A pecker like wood!' What can I say? I have a dirty mind!

[Mary Tyler Moore]

67. this reminds me

of a speeding train... going into a tunnel, backing up and going in again and again, and again.







And again.




You're right, you do have a dirty mind.

[SPKrazy]

71. How much wood would a woodpecker peck if he didn't chuck it all away?

:wtf:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

76. It would depend

Does Chuck mind that his pecker was chucked?

[SPKrazy]

81. We Can't Find Chuck Anywhere To Ask Him

so we're assuming that he was ambivalent at least about it and possibly indifferent about it and therefore we have given up the search for him at this point

:shrug:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

64. So if you saw me...

Taking my Woody to the beach...

[Mary Tyler Moore]

46. Whatever you thought...

That's exactly what I meant... except maybe a bit more dirty.

[SPKrazy]

49. Oh, That's Good To Know!

When I think of Mary Tyler Moore, I always think of "dirty things"

really

well maybe not

but I've seen your feet, well socks anyway!

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

54. It was a toss up

I almost registered as Barbie Benton, but I figured MTM was more of a stretch.

Just you wait until you see my gloves!

[SPKrazy]

59. I Look Forward To That!

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

Barbie Benton eh?

[Mary Tyler Moore]

78. How did I miss this

My husband has me recreate her poses, I call it the United Nights of Benton.

[SPKrazy]

82. The United Nights Of Benton?

I think your Mary Avatar just winked at me?

:rofl:

[Mary Tyler Moore]

86. Oh...

So the tongue movement isn't working yet?

[SPKrazy]

87. Not Yet

but if it does

I'm stepping away from the keyboard Barbie

[Ghost in the Machine]

26. ummm..... did you forget that you *sold* the car last week?

And.... a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood stoned

:hi:

[Maraya1969]

55. You wanna take out my garbage? I'm fretting about it and they come in the morning

So does taking out the garbage piss you off too?

[TOhioLiberal]

58. piss me off too?

I don't remember mentioning anything that pissed me off today. But I do believe that I'm a little too far away to get your garbage out in a timely manner.

[JackBeck]

61. Innie or an outie?

Where's your bellybutton?

[TOhioLiberal]

63. It's an innie...

:hi: Jack!

[JackBeck]

75. What a lint trap.

Cute, nonetheless.

:pals:

[TOhioLiberal]

79. Gee thanks...

...I don't think I've ever been complimented on my belly button. :hug:

[Redbear]

68. Did you watch any of the SOTU?

I watched a bit just to see Nancy Pelosi

[TOhioLiberal]

74. Watched it? yes.

listened to it? Hell no. It was fun watching the body language without the sound interfering.

[unsavedtrash]

69. Will you run down to Ada and buy me a cheese pizza from Padrone's?

Pretty please?

[TOhioLiberal]

77. There's an Ada in Ohio?

I just looked on MapQuest, and there is. It's a little too far away, and I don't have any money anyway, so sorry.

Are you in Ohio?

[unsavedtrash]

83. Don't blink or you will miss Ada.

I only lived up there for a little while and had to make my way back to the South. I cannot drive in the snow and damn I tried. We have a really good friend in Toledo (Maumee) and spent a lot of time visiting back and forth.

[TOhioLiberal]

84. I'm in Toledo...

...winter driving up here is not easy. You should let me know the next time you're up this way.