The Leaking Neo-Con of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"So like I was thinking and I had this idea. The greatest damn neo-con idea ever in the history of
the universe, . . . even the galaxy!. . . But I haven't told anyone till now. I was sort of saving it as
a summer vacation surprise, so people will have something to get started on while I'm gone. So this
is new for everybody. Wow. . . . Are you ready? . . . Okay . . . We privatize taxes! Sell the entire
Internal Revenue Society or whatever, and fire Snow. (Never did like that pasty-ass bastard. Can't
keep his hands to himself . . . and they're always sticky.) But think what we could get for it!
Probably enough for another war. WOW. And talk about 'shrinking government,' that's just
ticket! . . . Well, . . . What do you think? . . . Pure genius, right? . . ."

[wryter2000]

1. Brilliant!

I get it. Just let the corporations collect all the people's money directly. That way, we don't have to collect it and hand it over ourselves.

[underpants]

2. W couldn't wait to show everyone his "bar of gold" paper weight/door stop

Oddly most people thought they door stop was sitting in the chair.

[LuLu550]

3. "It's THIS BIG... honest."

[GOPisEvil]

4. I got the blue shirt memo...Colin and Rummy got the blue shirt memo...

...what the hell's wrong with you other idiots?

[cosmicdot]

5. And my attitude is ... over captioned ...

... the economics team -- betcha didn't even know we had an economic team -- team leader Snow and team players Evans and Chao have been traveling 1st class seeing America at taxpayer expense, plus they don't have anything really to do, and it's boring sitting in the office I can tell you that ... the rich people they talked with had a positive feeling about the economy ... and, if you haven't seen this team in your area ... well, you haven't seen them ...

... so, even though some of the numbers are good, there are still too many people looking for work, and so we're going to keep working on the economy until people can find a job ... so good luck ...

We took some strong action in the past. We reduced taxes on the back of working people who mistake us for people who care ... I've had good hunches in the past, I have a hunch that demand for goods and services ... they speak of goods and services a lot in economic classes which I supposedly attended ... will be enhanced, and that will make it more likely but don't count on it to help people find work ... who knows ...

There is more to do here in Washington, so, I'm going to Texas.

We need tort reform in America, so that our entrepreneurs ... which I decided wasn't a French word ... we can't have a bunch of injured people limping around frivously while corporations are being as responsible as they can get by with ...

let me just mention "Medicare" ... OK, got that out of the way ... see, we're still talking about it ... you can't have your cake and eat it like us ... nor with us ...

Phew ... I'm out of breath from just being high on all these things ... pro-growth is a buzzword we'll be trying out in campaign fundraisers this summer ... so, keep an eye out for that ...

... well, it's almost time to pack away those old terra alert cards and important stuff ... the script changes to vacation now ... shame your employers won't do the same for you humps ... although some of you are on a jobless recovery holiday ... time to turn focus to trivial matters until at least after Labor Day ... and, to tell you the truth, I don't look forward to coming back ... until then, sitting things on auto-pilot ...

Listen, thank you all for coming. For those of you in Crawford, I will see you -- going to Crawford, I will see you soon. As you can tell, I got my summer buzz. I'm ready to get down there and enjoy the weather ... email me if Saddam or Osama show up

... oh, we didn't have time for farm out the scripted questions except to Tom and Patsy. Tom and Patsy will be asking questions this morning, and then you won't be asking questions ...

[leftist_rebel1569]

6. ladies and gentlemen of the press...

we have a reason to believe terrorists are gonna steal my teddy bear...now, I can't get my intelligence on Iraq without it, it's our main informant...

[underpants]

7. Powell apparently knows it's not safe to drink coffee around this crowd

Notice no cup.

[underpants]

8. W assures the people that he will finish readin the 28 missing pages......

by the end of the month.

:bounce:

[skip fox]

9. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick: