Comedy to be outsourced to India - Democratic Underground

monkeyboy

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Fri Aug-01-03 11:54 AM
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Comedy to be outsourced to India

(Heavy Indian accent): "Please take my wife!"

Just a random thought I had on the way to work today...

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Boudicea

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Fri Aug-01-03 11:55 AM
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1. Budding career for Apu

The QuickieMart is getting tiresome.

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bspence

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Fri Aug-01-03 12:30 PM
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2. Take my wife, please

Sorry, don't know if your line was intentional, but my subject is the correct version of that joke.

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JVS

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Fri Aug-01-03 01:00 PM
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3. Bad Jeff Foxworthy knock-off

Edited on Fri Aug-01-03 01:00 PM by JVS

If you have to pawn your belongings for the fuel with which to immolate your bride because of the insufficient dowry you received... you might be an untouchable.

edit:typo

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geniph

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Fri Aug-01-03 01:23 PM
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4. But that's only because American comedians

are lacking the necessary skills! Hey, pResident coked-up fratboy SAID so! He wouldn't bullshit us, would he?

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