Name 4 DUers with whom you'd like to have as dinner

[LynneSin]

bon appetit!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. The last time I answered this I had my post deleted.

You are not tricking me this time.

Douchebag.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. Why do you want to make baby jesus cry

:cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Because I'm a douchebag.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. None of the creepy vegans, that's for sure.

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. ThomCat and I got LostinVA to eat tofu.

Of course, two nights later, she got into some Guinness and kept trying to rub her buffalo wing fingers all over me.

I think it was some weird carnivorous payback.

[LostinVA]

7. God, it was horrible -- it tasted like some non-meat entity

Haruka promised me tofu would taste like a good NY strip cooked medium rare. LIAR.

Hehehehehehe... you KNOW the buffalo wing-stained fingers thing was FUNNY. Damn, those wings were gooooooooooood.

[LynneSin]

9. You know - call Tofu what it is

I got stuck at a vegetarian chinese restaurant - might as well just infect me with ebola and force me to eat crap.

They were all "ooo-ing" and "ahh-ing" over how much the fake shrimp, ham, chicken etc tasted like the real thing.

I tried it - it all tasted like SHIT.

Tofu is the sign that God hates us and the rapture will be soon upon us!

[LostinVA]

11. They had non-meat duck, Lynne -- it made Baby Jesus cry

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. You didn't even try that, douchebag!

And the fake duck was made with wheat gluten, not tofu!

[LostinVA]

15. WTF does THAT have to do with anything?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. EVERYTHING.

[LostinVA]

20. I am allowed to make blanket statements without any facts behind them

This is America, you Commie douchebag, not ALBANIA.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. WHATEVER. I think you're catching the BOHUNKY from the neighbors.

[LostinVA]

25. I could be -- I said hello to Mr. B when I got home

He was sanding rust off his mailbox -- again. My mailbox never gets rusty.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. My mailbox is rusty and broken and is covered with the American flag.

I think I'm a Freeper by way of mailbox.

[LostinVA]

30. You are tres correct

[LynneSin]

33. How dare they make the baby jesus cry

now it's making me cry because he is crying!

[LostinVA]

51. It's a neverending cycle

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. First off, you're a damned liar. Secondly, it was not funny.

I kept expecting you to slip and smear buffalo sauce on my adorable pink polo shirt. You wouldn't have liked that now, would you? You think that shirt is hot, so why would you risk staining it?

[LostinVA]

12. I soooooo knew what I was doing -- I wouldn't stain your shirt

You look damned hot in that shit.

AND, YOU KNOW IT WAS FUNNY!!!

(am leaving for the gym in five, btw)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. You were buzzed enough that I could have seen you staining the shirt.

And I know I looked damn hot in that shirt.

AND IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY!!!

[LostinVA]

22. Aha! But you just admitted it was at least a little funny

And yeah, I know you know you looked damned hot in that shirt. It's why you wore it for me.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. ARGH. You caught me.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[LostinVA]

26. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Three days, wench.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. I can't wait!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I only like tofu in miso soup.

My kids, however, love it. Go figure.

[LostinVA]

17. You shouldn't let them eat soy -- they'll catch the gay

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Tofu rocks!

More than Jesus does.

[bridgit]

49. hahahahaha...

:rofl: no wait------------->:hide:

[XNASA]

4. Don't you realize that you are purposely omitting.....

...DU vegetarians from replying to your post?

How can you be so cruel?

;)

[hfojvt]

36. That's not true

with about 80,000 DU user-names, many of them are bound to be named after plants. Thus vegans could eat: tree, treebeard, treebaby, and tree hugger. Vegans can eat trees, right?

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. I'd better not answer on the grounds that it might get your thread

locked. :evilgrin:

Oh, you mean FOOD! :rofl: Sorry...

[PVnRT]

18. There are sooooooo many ways I can get this thread locked

:patriot: :spank:

[Deja Q]

27. I got there first!

:P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6094010

[Name removed]

29. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LostinVA]

31. Quit flirting with Lynne!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. I am NOT flirting with Lynne and I'm replying to HypnoToad.

Calm down, woman!

[LynneSin]

35. She's not flirting with me - she's just supporting me

She's another one of my sisters of a different mother - like you!

[Deja Q]

39. Perception is the better part of valor.

Trouble is, perception isn't always accurate either.

[LostinVA]

50. I'm just teasing, sissie

[Deja Q]

38. Why do you bother responding to me when it's always an insult?

Have you nothing better to do?

[Ann Arbor Dem]

40. You might want to edit

[Deja Q]

42. You're right. Typos can be a problem for me...

[Ann Arbor Dem]

44. Exactly.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

46. Actually, I corrected my typo before you asked me to edit.

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. I just sent you a PM.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. I don't know what you're talking about.

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

37. Forget it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Okay, I did. Now, what were you saying?

[Jamastiene]

47. In a fun "alive" way, or cannibalism?

I don't think cannibalism would be my cup of tea, but I can think of many great DU women I could chow down on.

[bridgit]

48. most everyone here is too crusty, stringy & hard bolied...

there may not be 4 left supple & tasty enough for one whole meal :rofl: