I just got an email from Mira Sorvino

[mark414]

From: Mira Sorvino <[e-mail]>

Subject: SEUAL-EXPLlCIT: meforthfill

Hello,
New Password: movepaintcrabrocks

theyd gnats sure fro hoped
end paidowe

Bye



i always thought she'd be a little more eloquent than that :shrug:

i need to compile a book of spam poetry one of these days

[RedStateShame]

1. Truth be known, I agree with her, though, that Move Paint Crab does rock.

Of course, I prefer Move Paint Crab's earlier work....

[mark414]

2. i don't know

MPC's early work certainly is solid, but i think they've taken a bold and innovative step with their latest material...but to each their own i guess

[enigmatic]

3. Well, she hasn't been getting much work lately, bro

The Oscar Curse strikes again....

[Beausoleil]

4. Almost as good as

Vogon poetry!

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Some of my favourite spam...

occurrence and has been produced by an .unusual series of
of the buckle and dropped me swiftly down. When my outstretched hands
Only one other way, Dreadnought said, with rising enthusiasm.
almost a day here already-for little purpose. If the artifact is with
This was more like it. The beer tasted like beer, although it was of
Ill be in touch.
When his master commanded the ambulatory war-machine clanked and
me, along with your complete report when you return, Arifl be just
was over, the last terrorized sheots galloped away out of sight. The
Well, Jim, I said to my smiling and sleek image in the mirror, as I

---

And the need for secrecy of each others existence that keeps the
knew there was no place to go.
loudspeakers contained holoprojectors that blew their image up to room
She picked up her pack and planted her bottom on the wall, swung her
A muted knock sounded at the door, and a moment later it opened and
matter of the alien artifact with a great deal of interest. So I was
Thats all I see
fact that Steengo, despite age and overweight, had jumped to the
any moment our transportation will be here to take us to his august
And no suspicion. Where they will investigate and find the alien

---

And we did pretty well for a bunch of amateurs. One juvenile criminal.
here is the access terminal.
Maybe I was smiling on the outside-but I was pretty gloomy on the
nomads.
never condoned the secret law in the Mint. It was only recently
narrow-minded and obnoxious. I tried to keep things calm with them.
You do enjoy being a petty officer?
Wheres Steengo?
occasional supply of sperm to top up our cryogenic sperm bank. Little
tricky old devil was playing with us, knowing that we had some reason
peasant traders but galaxy-famous chart-topping musicians. We are . .

[judaspriestess]

6. lol, I got the same email

I am so tired of these disgusting emails. so annoying.