On the lighter Side - "Retirement is fun!" (Shrub slam)

[Synnical]

Forwarded to me via e-mail from a friend.


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and walked into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I approached him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break."

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.

I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was ticketing sported a bumper sticker that said "I Support George Bush".

(Have a little fun each day; it's important to your health.)

[femmocrat]

1. LOL!