Britney's Marriage: Lasted One Day

[Cush]

WHo called this in last nights poll?

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=145240

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Some people will do anything to sell a mediocre CD

:eyes:

[Jack Rabbit]

4. I'd dump her, too

!!

[pscot]

11. Was that "Dump" or "Jump"?

N/T

[Pobeka]

23. CD's are not mediocre

It's an absolutely incredibile technology, just keeping the platter rotating without too much wobble so the laser can read the data properly is an incredible ...

Oh wait, you were talking about the content of the CD.

Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

[mhr]

2. Publicity Stunt!

eom

[Cush]

3. doubtfull

not with some guy no one knows. they were probably drunk or something.

[liberalhistorian]

7. "They were probably drunk or something",

BINGO, WE HAVE A WINNER! Why do you think a lot of guys are so reluctant to take their girlfriends to Vegas, lol!

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Exactly what I thought.

She must have been hammered.

[pscot]

12. There was a disclaimer

that said specifically she was not drunk at the time, merely stunned.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Or stoned?

I could never be so "stunned" as to do something like get married and then have morning-after regret.

[Nailzberg]

19. 5 am after leaving GhostBar and not drunk?

She wasn't out drinking Pelligrino.

Perhaps she was on X or something, but she had to be under the influence of something.

[The Zanti Regent]

5. Is Brittney gonna marry Jenna Bush next?

That WILL cause some problems for Daddy!

[supernova]

8. Heh, Like any of us

thought this was gonna last, or was a good idea? :eyes:

[bluestateguy]

9. The institution of marriage

is damaged far more by stupid immature stunts like this than by 2 gay men in a monagamous relationship getting married.

[Deja Q]

14. You beat me to it!

I was going to say something typically dramatic! :D

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. It might be a good idea...

If someone sits that girl down and has a long chapter and verse with her, before she gets involved with Tommy Lee. ;-)

[NoPasaran]

15. I said it was already over last night

But I was joking, I thought.

[101 Proof]

16. She's pitiful.

Enough said.

[Chuckup]

17. The actual document online

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html

[Nailzberg]

18. But we need to protect the sanctity of marriage...

by preventing loving couples from tying the knot? People who might actually STAY TOGETHER?

WTF is wrong with this country?

[Ellen Forradalom]

20. Brit's starting to fall apart

at the age of 22--right on schedule.

[Nailzberg]

21. We should be seeing a Playboy spread by 2005 at this pace.

And by that time, will anyone really care enough to buy it?

[maxanne]

22. Playboy spread

this year - porno flicks by 2006. Poor talentless little muffin.