A Poem in the key of "de"

[SoCalDem]

Found this on my hard drive with a bunch of cooking stuff i saved.. I have no idea where it came from, but it's a keeper :)



If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,models deposed
(and eventually disfigured) and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease,
eventually becoming depressed and depleted!
Even more, bedmakers will be debunked,
baseball players will be debased,
landscapers will be deflowered,
bulldozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered,
the BVD company will be debriefed, and
even musical composers will eventually decompose.
As a student, we spend all our time wishing to be detested and degraded.

On a more positive note though,
perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.

[jpgray]

1. Very funny!