WHY are you?
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1. Because my mommy loves my daddy and they both love kids.
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Tue Jan-16-07 11:54 PM
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3. Sometime in the summer of 1980, my parents had nothing to do one evening. They found something.
36 weeks later, I showed up to punish them for it. :rofl:
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4. Why does anyone exist, my dear MoseyWalker?
Children happen because their parents yield to the great pleasure of sex.... That's why! :hi:
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Tue Jan-16-07 11:51 PM
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5. I was an accident waiting to happen.
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Tue Jan-16-07 11:53 PM
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7. Because my 17 year old mother believed some line...
...from a smooth-talking car salesman fifteen years older than her. She dumped the resulting baby in an orphanage and left the country. Fortunately, the rest of the family found out and her aunt and uncle adopted the unwanted baggage.
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Tue Jan-16-07 11:55 PM
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9. family can be a good thing
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:01 AM
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10. Actually, the aunt and uncle were psychos.
But at least I got fed, clothed and educated, so I can't complain.
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:06 AM
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I am happy that you have found it and see it in good ways. peace.
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:07 AM
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It took 45 years and a 25 year battle with alcohol, but I finally see the funny side. ;) Peace to you too. :hi:
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:09 AM
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:15 AM
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14. somebody had to be... i just drew the short straw.
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:17 AM
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16. A damned good question...
One I ask a lot these days. I'm still waiting for a frigging answer.
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Wed Jan-17-07 12:22 AM
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Wed Jan-17-07 01:39 AM
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19. It is the Ultimate Question...
Edited on Wed Jan-17-07 01:43 AM by BlueStorm
That requires the Ultimate Answer. But what is the Ultimate Answer? I forgot what that computer's name was on Hitchiker's Guide. That was one tripped up movie. Blue Edit: OMG! Now I remember!! It was called 'Deep Thought' right?
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:08 AM
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:33 PM
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I personally like that name, but that's no surprise, huh? lol
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Wed Jan-17-07 02:05 AM
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Why is a stove? Why is it farther to Chicago than by bus? :shrug:
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:35 PM
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Parce que. (Because.) I'd rather not ask my parents 'why', though, thank you very much... ;)
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:50 PM
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32. I would not have asked mine.
As it turns out the unwelcomed information was volunteered to me.
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*awkward silence* :hide: All I know is my sister and are 10 years apart...and that's all I want to know...*goes back into hiding* :hide:
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:35 PM
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28. Because my Mom drinks........
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:44 PM
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29. Because NOT being is illogical.
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:47 PM
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30. I was born in September, so it was probably an office Christmas Party. nt
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:49 PM
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31. Well it involves a cold winter night...
...and the back seat of a 1957 Chevy.
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Wed Jan-17-07 03:53 PM
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33. To paraphrase the great poet-philosopher Yoda:
You are or you are not. There is no why.
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Wed Jan-17-07 04:10 PM
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34. To be perfectly honest,
I don't know what you're asking. Could you elaborate just a bit, or give your own answer?
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