Women's clothing

[struggle4progress]

[WindRavenX]

1. "I told you, pants are ILLEGAL on you!"

--my SO to me, every damn day :)

[ForrestGump]

2. Women's clothing is a scourge

In an ideal world, women would walk around without clothes while periodically splashing water over their persons -- preferably in slow motion, with hair flying -- and while holding red cherries (or, perhaps, bananas) between their lips for several seconds before biting into them (juice flying) with their teeth. And then they should go wash their cars, with lots of suds and bending over. Because I respect women for their minds, and clothes just get in the way of that....

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. Gump, you must live in a fantasy world.

I wouldn't date you for a million dollars. All that exposed flab would make you barf!!

[jobycom]

4. Consider it personal gift wrapping.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

5. I don't like a lot of women's clothing

Not that I think women shouldn't be clothed. That's not what I mean. And also I understand that women are a different shape to men. That isn't what I mean either. What I mean is that a lot of womens' clothes I just find stupid and very unappealing.

I am pleased by a woman in a sweater, jeans and sneakers, for example.