Hey Gopisevil!!! Giada

[Mrs.Matcom]

is making scrambled eggs and spaghetti...aka...Spaghetti Carbonara!!! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I bet she's not drunk on scotch either!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

2. nope, not scotch! But,

maybe wine!!! :rofl: Matcom said he is going to start practicing making her recipe for when you come up again!!

He said, " it was gin and it was his fault!" snort!

[GOPisEvil]

3. Hey, I didn't make him buy the industrial size gin bottle!

At least his steaks were good. :think:

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. Having steak tonight! mmm! Yummo! n/t

[GOPisEvil]

6. Yeah, that's harder to screw up!

:P

How's his EVOO?

[Mrs.Matcom]

27. hahahaha!!

I never evoo and tell!!! :*

[bicentennial_baby]

41. She's not Sandra Lee!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

45. Thank God for that

:rofl: :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

52. Damn straight!

:rofl:

But remember, always keep it elegant, and always keep it semi-homemade :D

Which of course means, keep it out of a box/bag, and cook like crap :rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

58. So true!!

and if I have to see one more "Table Scape" I will rip the hair from her vapid head!!! :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

60. "It's Cocktail Time!!!"

:rofl:

:hug: I feel your pain...seriously :)

[Mrs.Matcom]

65. First time I saw her

I thought she was a Suzie homemaker from Utah, when she started mixing cocktails I fell over! She has no class! Atleast Giada has class...and great teeth!

[bicentennial_baby]

69. Giada has an amazing smile!

And Sandra should be brought out into the back pasture and shot, imho :D

Good to see you sweetie... :loveya:

[Mrs.Matcom]

70. As always...

great to see you too!! I just bought the new basic cookbook. I saw your post in the c&b forum last weekend when you were asking for suggestions on cookbooks. Wow, does that ever look great!!! Can't wait to try some of the recipes!! Oh, and I do agree with Sandra being taken out to the back forty!! :rofl:

[trof]

5. Time for cleavage check.

yeah

[Mrs.Matcom]

7. She keeps saying...

Gorgonzola balls!!! BWHAHAHA! Matcom just fell off his chair :rofl:

[trof]

13. Yeah. I didn't know gorgonzola had gender. Or genitals.

;-)

[trof]

16. Cleavage: 2.5 when erect.

3.25 leaning forward.

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. Now on!!!

tight hot pink shirt with MORE Cleavage!!! How can I compete??? :cry:

[trof]

39. Pink top cleavage: 3" erect.

Maybe a 4 when leaning forward.
Could be a 4.25 or even a 4.5.
Anybody got HDTV?

[Mrs.Matcom]

48. Oh thank GOD you are OK!!!

I thought we lost you in the cleavage!! GOP was going to lube up with EVOO and dive in after you!!!! We didn't want Mrs.Trof to worry! :spray:

[trof]

56. glub

smph

[Mrs.Matcom]

59. Put your arm up...

I'll toss you a snorkel!!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. DID SHE SAY GORGONZOLA BALLS?!?!

:rofl:

[matcom]

9. i'm DROOLING!!!

oh and her Balls look good TOO!

[Mrs.Matcom]

10. OMG!!! OMG!!!

I guess those really are 'Blue Balls'!! rofpmp!!!

[GOPisEvil]

12. She could microwave a pizza and it would be awesome!

Just lean over the counter again...thank you.

Oink! :P

[matcom]

14. I can't WAIT for the SPAM Sandwich episode!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

18. "Today, Giada says 'Screw it' and just goes to Mickey D's!"

:D

[matcom]

21. Today on Giada: Giada Meets Matcom's 'McRib'

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

24. There's a "Hot Cherry Pie" joke here somewhere, dammit!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

25. Stop it, can't breathe!!!

laughing too damned hard!!!!

[Mrs.Matcom]

19. Whoa!

did you just see the close up of her slurping on a staw??? I think that made even ME hot!! :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

22. ...and when she had to wipe her mouth?!?

Hoo boy...I need a cold shower. :D

[LSK]

11. for the cube rats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-BVylRjlEg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUyQnDCR0Tg&mode=related&search=

Who cares if its not the same episode!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

15. Make it so you can get your mouth around it?!

Why is she DOING this to me?! :rofl:

[matcom]

17. SHE JUST OPENED CREAM SODA!!

and it FIZZED!!

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

20. Oooooohhhh...calzones!!!!

:9

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. Notice how she plays with the dough??? n/t

[GOPisEvil]

28. I notice how certain things "move" while she stirs.

Holy shit, I need a cigarette and a cold shower! :D

[Mrs.Matcom]

31. can't even type...you guys are killing me!!!

Holy shit!!! I haven't laughed this hard (oops I said HARD) in a long time!!! I think we lost Trof to the cleavage!!! Quick some one dive in and save him! Do I have any volunteers???

[GOPisEvil]

33. Quick! Spray me with EVOO!!

:D

[matcom]

36. Mrs Matcom is busy right now

i've ordered her into the 'kitchen' :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

42. But is she barefoot?

:hide:

[matcom]

51. not sure but....

I THINK I can see her toe

[Mrs.Matcom]

54. nope!

too cold up here to be barefoot!!!

[GOPisEvil]

57. This is why you need to move south!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

29. What was that hand motion?!?!

God, I bet her husband is one happy dude! :o

[matcom]

30. NEW TREE!!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Yeah...there's wood alright...

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

34. hahahaha.....

you two just like the way she pronounces her words!!! :spray:

[matcom]

35. MY GOD!! SHE IS ROLLING DOUGH BY THE FOOT!

Cialis, HERE I COME BABY!!

[Mrs.Matcom]

37. hehehehe, do you HAVE four hours to spare??? n/t

[matcom]

40. you put on a hot pink shirt

i've got ALL weekend! :*

[GOPisEvil]

38. God, I love watching her shred cheese...

"Mmmmm...smells good." Yes, I'm sure it does.

[Mrs.Matcom]

43. I fell of the couch when she said that!!!

Sooo, how was the cold shower???

[GOPisEvil]

46. I think I need another one after seeing her lean into the oven....

:nuke:

[matcom]

44. .....

[GOPisEvil]

49. I thought this was Italian cuisine.

:rofl:

[matcom]

47. she doesn't mind if they "leak" a little

*whew*

[trof]

50. When she says '"extra virgin"?

It makes me feel...um...funny?
whew

[matcom]

53. she IS after all only 12

:hide:

[bicentennial_baby]

55. She's the *definition* of Food Porn!!

:D

and I like that :evilgrin:

[Mrs.Matcom]

62. OMG! she so is!!!

I'm waiting for her boobies to pop out of her top...Come on out and play girls!!!

[GOPisEvil]

61. I love how her hair is getting messier as she cooks.

She can flour my board any day! :rofl:

[matcom]

63. that is because she is glistening with perpiration

light beads on her upper cleavage...

[GOPisEvil]

64. I have GOT to get HDTV!!!

:D

[Mrs.Matcom]

66. Honey, we don't have HDTV...

matcom is just using his imagination!!!! LOL!

[GOPisEvil]

67. If I keep using my imagination, I'm going to need to go to confession tomorrow!

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

68. "...a nice, thick layer of Nutella."

Yeah, baby...yeah...

[Mrs.Matcom]

71. hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!! snort!!!

you better get to confesion tomorrow! I bet you have 13 hail mary's!!! tee hee! :*

[yvr girl]

72. You can take the man out of Jr. High

But you can't take the Jr. High out of the man.

:hi:

[Mrs.Matcom]

73. Hey sweetie!!!

How true, how true! :loveya:

[yvr girl]

74. How does your weekend look?

Any fun plans? I'm having Christmas Part II on Sunday.

[trof]

75. Oh yeah, she has a big head.

Physically, not...uh...egotistically(?).
My son-in-law brought this to my attention.
Her head is really out-sized in relation to her shoulders and upper body.
Kind of a live bobble-head.
:shrug: