My wife's been talking in her sleep again.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

Last night I was reading in bed as my wife was quietly snoring away.

Suddenly, and without warning, she rolled over, opened her eyes, looked me square in the face and said, "I told the judge and the cop that I didn't start the fire." She then giggled, resumed her previous position, and started snoring again.

Things that make you go "hmm."

[JVS]

1. You should ask her questions when she's talking

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Oh, I do.

She comes up with some real doozies then.

:D

[Sanity Claws]

2. Haha

I also talked in my sleep. I was told that one night I asked my SO if he had put the crab pots out. He asked, what? I then asked the same question. He said, sure. I then went back to sleep.
The odd thing is that I've never gone crabbing and wouldn't know a crab pot if I saw one.
I'm sure he was going "Hmmm" for quite a while too.

[Rosemary2205]

4. You'll have to peck at her about being hardened criminal arsonist

during the day when you know she's wide awake. Make a comment about keeping her away from the matches or some such. :)

[Jimbo S]

5. Worst scenario: blurts out another man's name

[Elidor]

6. I've done that

My SO heard me mumbling in my sleep one night and asked me what I was saying. I sat up in bed and said - with great emphasis: "Trolfies!" Then I laid back down.

"Trolfies?" she asked. "What are trolfies?"

"You'll see!" I warned her ominously.

Since then it's become a shorthand term between us for the phrase 'you'll see.'

"Where are we going?"

Trolfies.

[LynzM]

7. Briarius says some weird stuff when he's not really awake....

"Put it in the bucket!"

"What?"

"Put it in the bucket! I already got the shovel."

:rofl:

It's fun...

[Blue-Jay]

8. She's just working on her alibi in advance. No worries.

:D