I missed The Speech. Are we safer now?

[LaraMN]

Are we safer now?



Are we safer now?

[KitchenWitch]

1. Um...NOPE!

x(

In fact MORE of us are being put in harm's way!

[LaraMN]

3. What a shocker.

:eyes:

Can we kick that dink in the 'nards, already?

[Left Is Write]

2. Yes, we are. And everybody thinks so. Absolutely no one disagreed with Chimpy!

:crazy:

[LaraMN]

5. Oh good. Now I can have eleven more children, without any reservations.

:bounce:

[Left Is Write]

11. You'd better get on that pretty soon! We need more soldiers, woman!

[SPKrazy]

4. yes

we all have instructions from chimpy about how to stay safe as we enter the end of time

if you missed it you'll have to catch up

[LaraMN]

6. Are we still supposed to stock up on tuna?

Because my garage won't accomodate much more.

[SPKrazy]

8. Tuna

bottled water, and of course duct tape

but new instructions include adding canned sardines

so we can throw them at terrorists if they come to our houses

[mikeytherat]

12. Sardines, OK, got it. Any word on kipper snacks?

mikey_the_rat

[SPKrazy]

16. Stockpile them too

no word on the recommendations for them yet

maybe we feed them to the wild animals to keep them from eating us ???

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. If you buy kippers, it will not rain

Only the hard-core Monty Python fans will get that one. :P

[mikeytherat]

7. One sentence summation (from Tom Tomorrow):

"I got us into this clusterfuck and, by God, I'm keeping us there!"

mikey_the_rat

[LaraMN]

9. So I didn't really "miss" anything, as I suspected.

I can't stand to hear him talk. He makes me physically ill. Less than two years... Less than two years...

[av8rdave]

10. barely...and we only stay safe if the shrub stays in power

[crispini]

13. All your terrarist are belong to us!

:eyes: Actually, I didn't watch it either. :silly:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. I think he'd been snorting coke before his speech...

:eyes: Second verse, same as the first... but he appeared kind of wild-eyed to me and stumbled over his words a lot.

[SPKrazy]

18. No Changes

coke jaw?

wild eyed

oh, second verse same as the first

Hi

:pals:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Hi, SPK!

:hi: No changes whatsoever.... :P

[SPKrazy]

23. Hi NWC!

good to see you

same old same old with chimpy mc cokespoon

:popcorn: :rofl: :pals:

[buddhamama]

15. you're safer

for having missed the speech. i feel safer for not having listened to *. :) :hi:

[Crazy Dave]

19. Come on now...there's real news out there don't ya'know

Kevin and Britney are getting a divorce and Donald and Rosie are still going at it.

Priorities LaraMN :sarcasm:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Yup

Because we've got, y'know, a lotta this.

[SKKY]

22. The only people in this country safer after his speech...

...would be the Coast Guard. Yep, that's about.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. ofcourse dear....we have been safe since 2001...ask any new yorker

:P

[tigereye]

25. I can't believe this is his response

it's like the election never happened.


What do they have to do, blockade the next round of troop transports? People said they were sick of the war and bloodshed, and this is the way of dealing? :banghead: