Man Sticks Penis Through Fence...... Dog Bites It

[matcom]

ANOTHER thread title i thought i would never get to post! :D :bounce:

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ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers said on Friday.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20030801/od_nm/odd_croatia_dogbite_dc

[demnan]

1. Good Dog!

[cherryperry]

2. Now, that's funny!

n/t

[Loonman]

3. See what happens?

Give that dog a treat!

[MrBenchley]

4. Could happen to anybody.....

LOL! Thank you so much for posting this!

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. He won't do that again...

ROFLOL...

Bad dog! Heel! Heel!

Besides, what's Ann Coulter doing in a Zagreb backyard?

[GOPisEvil]

6. Serves ya right - dipshit!

Reminds me of my college days. A magazine stated that a certain men's room on campus was one of the top 10 places in Texas for anonymous gay sex. I was a little freaked out about the possibility of there being more than one male appendage in my stall. :o That was front-page news at A&M in the late '80s...now they'd fumigate the place or something...

[supernova]

7. *SNARF*

There goes the coffee...

I don't even have a penis and that story hurts. :crazy:

edit: I wonder if he got stiches or staples?

[trof]

8. # 29784456

on my list of
"Things NOT to do".
Thank you.

[arwalden]

9. Better Than "Man-Bites-Dog"...

... Definitely worthy of the front page.

-- Allen

[DemBones DemBones]

10. Croatia's contender for the Darwin Award. n/t

[CBGLuthier]

11. Somebody throw that dog

a bone(r)

:)

[DEM FAN]

12. I Hate That When That Happens.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

13. The Dog Mistook It For a Cocktail Weiner

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

14. Or Vienna Sausage...

;-)

[CO Liberal]

15. Vienna Sausage Was My Second Choice

I went with "cocktail weiner" because I think they're smaller.....

:-)

[MisterP]

20. Vienna is a few hours' drive from Zagreb!

[thermodynamic]

16. ROTFLMAO!!!

What is wrong with men?

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. I think it's hormonal... add alcohol and well... I guess you can

beer-goggle an actual dog. Or in this case... er... a fence...? Next time I tie one on that frigid coffee table is finally gonna get what's coming to it!

Never had a 10, but one night I had five 2's!

[OneBlueSky]

18. good thing she didn't yell "Fetch!" . . . n/t

.

[geniph]

19. Snausages!

I knew there was a reason to feed doggies Snausages! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Next time, maybe he'll keep Wee Willie in his pants instead of wagging it at strangers! What a dork!

Can't Laura keep a better leash on Georgie than that?

[CO Liberal]

21. Bacon-Bacon-Bacon

PLEASE give me what's in the bag -

IT'S BACON!!!!!!

:-)

[underpants]

22. My brother pee'd on an electric fence when he was a kid

the limp wore off eventually.

[CO Liberal]

23. Is He a Soprano Today?

:-)

[underpants]

24. No but he is balding and stopped growing at age 13

:shrug:

:bounce:

[Kat45]

25. Was it hard or soft?

[Lady Freedom]

26. The dog was taken in for treatment right?

That guy could have had anything! Heck! He might have been a republican!

[matcom]

27. eeeewwwwww

'tasting' a republican??

this has just GOATTA be :kick:

[CO Liberal]

28. If That Was The Case, Charge the Guy With "Animal Cruelty"

:-)

[Robin Hood]

29. It brings new meaning to the term

Glory Hole.

[Kat45]

30. According to another article I saw about this,

it was actually his testicles that the dog bit.