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Yes, "matcom," I know you want me (to spank you). And YOU know you want me (to spank you).

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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 04:45 PM
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Yes, "matcom," I know you want me (to spank you). And YOU know you want me (to spank you).
But you can't have me spank you (without DS1 getting medeival on your ass).

I understand that's why you're frustrated and feel the need to tart yourself out.

It's OK; you'll find someone eventually (who will spank you). Maybe. But it won't be me.

Sorry to break your heart, but that's the way things go sometime in the real world.

Now go clean your man box. I'm taking Barefoot Mrs.Matcom shopping for shoes.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 04:52 PM
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1. I love you
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 04:55 PM
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2. I'd mention that I love you too,
but that would keep matcom daydreaming for for weeks.

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:36 PM
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5. ...
:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 04:58 PM
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3. Normally I dislike copycats, but this is brilliant!
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:01 PM
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4. Thank you, thank you, I owe it all to clean living.
Edited on Sat Jan-06-07 05:02 PM by SOteric
I don't know who's been doing all this clean living, but whomever it is,-that's who I owe it all too.

:7 :hi:

:hug: << Just 'cause I haven't had a Davey-hug in far too long.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 07:04 PM
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16. ...
:hug: Yay for Julsy-hugs!
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:47 PM
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6. Yeah shoe shopping!!!!!
I love shoe shopping! I'll be right over to pick you up! :hug:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:55 PM
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9. WooHoo! I'll bring the extra-large shopping bag.
:hi: :hug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:49 PM
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7. But I HAVE 'Had" You!
and we DID IT in OUR man-box! you even bitched about the *sisk* *sisk* in your thong!

now i'm all confused! x(

are you telling me that you didn't really MEAN it when you complimented me on my Wal-Mart cockring?

:cry:

oh an as far as DS1 goes, he was mean to me so he has 'raking duties' this week
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:54 PM
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8. Tsk. Dude. I said "Wal-mart ~Cooking~"
And I hardly think most of us would take that as a compliment.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:56 PM
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10. you are an "EVOO-Hater"
x(
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:57 PM
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11. But I do happen to know
that there was an 'extra virgin' on your Christmas wish list.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 05:58 PM
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12. I was hoping for a Sammy
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 06:05 PM
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13. Oops. Looks like I got you the wrong brand and size.


Maybe you can exchange them.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 06:25 PM
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14. she is HOT but is lacking the required glitter


how is YOUR glitter situation???? :P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 08:27 PM
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17. I'll let you know
as soon as I get all this litter out of my thong.
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-06-07 07:02 PM
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15. BWHAHAHA!
you two kill me!!! :rofl:
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