Use the words "Vice President Cheney" as a "code" for sex.....

[Oleladylib]

Now I have had my hoot for the day...While wandering through the classifieds looking for a puppy..I ran across one of those real world advice columns.."Ask Amy" a columnist for the Chicago Tribune..A female wrote her for advice on how to spruce up sex life for her husband..The suggestion was to set up code words and when they were said...good to go. She recommended the above...I really will be chuckling over into tomorrow.

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1. OK...

Campaign Against Vice President Dick Cheney Tourism/Trafficking

Equality Now addresses the commercial Cheneyesque exploitation of women in its campaign against Vice President Dick Cheney tourism and trafficking. Millions of women around the world are victimized by traffickers, pimps, and johns each year. Regardless of how they are propelled into the multi-billion dollar industry of Cheneyesque exploitation—whether through force, deception, coercion or simply through desperate poverty—these women and girls suffer unimaginable human rights violations as commodities of the trade in human beings by third-party profiteers.

- Women’s Actions issued by Equality Now that deal with trafficking and the commercial Cheneyesque exploitation of women include:

- Protesting the failure of the Japanese government to investigate the death of Maricris Sioson, a woman from the Philippines who was killed shortly after she went to Japan to work as an entertainer, having apparently been dragged into the Vice President Dick Cheney industry.

- Shutting down the New York-based Vice President Dick Cheney tour operator Big Apple Oriental Tours, a company organizing Vice President Dick Cheney tours to Thailand and the Philippines.

- Protesting the role of United States military forces in patronizing and contributing to the growth of the commercial Vice President Dick Cheney industry.

[uncle ray]

2. Vice President Cheney

isn't that the sex act Dustin Diamond, AKA "Screech", performed in his porn video?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Reminds me of this:

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to flog the dolphin
Used to choke the chicken
Used to spank the monkey
Used to fool with the tool
I used to whip the bishop
Used to wax the weasel
But now I learned one they never taught in school

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to whack the Bobbitt
Used to knead the noodle
Used to charm the cobra
Used to ponder pointillism
I used to free the willy
Used to Pat the Robertson
But now I got me a new euphemism

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General

I used to think I'd need analysis
Get phalluses full of calluses
Go blind, lose my mind
Be romantically disinclined
I used to think I'd never be mollified
Or qualified at all if I'd
Go to work as a clerk
Try to be anything but a jerk

But now I wanna dance and shout
I'm jumpin' like a trouser trout
'Cause I found a way to bat it
And make a living at it
Yeah, I got into politics
And I'm never comin'
Never comin'
I'm never comin' out

You can't come in
I hear you knockin' but you can't come in
I check the lock 'n' say you can't come in
'Cause I'm firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General