I think I have figured out why Justin Timberlake annoys me so damn much.

[Writer]

So there were two major boy bands in the 1990's (well, after New Kids on the Block) and those were 'N Sync and the Back Street Boys.

So... let's say that these two bands did battle with each other, gang land style. They battle it out, killing each other's careers in the process. While 'N Sync served the BSB with their smokin' dance moves, the BSB fought back with the funkadelic singin' style.

And it went back and forth for about 15 minutes. And then their time was up.

But one - only one - survived. His name was Justin Timberlake. Emerging victorious from the Battle of the Boy Bands, he went forth to conquer the country's terrible music tastes with his own brand of wannabe funk-rap-R&B white boy crap; crap that he earned the right to play, darn it, because he is JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - HIGHLANDER OF THE BOY BANDS!



And that's why he annoys me. :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. He annoys me for his hideous taste in tattoos and pants.

[Writer]

2. Pants?

That's actually his kilt! He's THE HIGHLANDER! :P

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Touché.

:P

Doesn't excuse those ugly tattoos though.

[Writer]

5. But he needs street cred.

I mean, he's a baddass with his tattoos, aight?

[Shell Beau]

34. Those aren't real. Those are for his movie, But his real ones are

kind of ugly!

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. And hair styles

Or utter lack thereof.

[Writer]

6. He shaved his curly fro when he achieved highlander status.

Now he is prepared to slay his next foe.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Looks like his next foe

might be a Jew.

[dropkickpa]

13. Catholics (our lady of Guadalupe) with kanji and

nautical star tattoos hunt jews?

Whatever artist they got to do the fake tattoos was not very good, I admit, but I'm really not seeing the jew-foe connection?

[ghostsofgiants]

37. I think he's talking about the skinhead look, maybe?

[mitchum]

53. LMAO!!!

well done :)

[unsavedtrash]

8. I think that is a picture from his movie

So, hopefully those tats wash off. Though, he might actually own the pants.
How did he get cameron diaz?

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I hope they do. The half sleeve might be nice if it was coloured in, but the rest...

And we may never know how he got Cameron Diaz.

[Shell Beau]

36. Hollywood gossip says they broke up!

:shrug:

[hfojvt]

10. you mean none of those other talented singers and musicians

has a solo career?

Amazing.

:wow:

[MissHoneychurch]

11. Robbie Williams has

formerly Take That member and he isn't part of their comeback.

[Writer]

18. No!

For there can only be ONE! :P

[billyskank]

12. Nah, over here it was all about Take That and East 17.

After them it was Boyzone.

[Writer]

19. Maybe we can be saved afterall.

if Take That and East 17 can do battle with Justin Timberlake, can Justin be conquered? And this Boyzone that you speak of: Could one of them ultimately emerge as the victor?

Justin must be slain!

[idgiehkt]

14. girlfriend, you are hysterical

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are so right about that, he is the only one that survived, isn't he. LOL. I think that the reason he annoys me, beyond what you just mentioned, and aside from the fact that I do like that song of his (sexyback) is that I don't find him sexy. I'm not sure of his age, he looks like a boy to me, like about 15. And I have a feeling he will look this way until he's at least 40 or so. He just looks like a kid. It's like, he's gonna put the moves on me? Who you tellin'?

:rofl:

[Writer]

20. That's why he must be slain!

He's absorbing our time and attention with his drunk-at-the-club dance grooves, but he doesn't have the minerals to take you on! :P His Doogie Howser hair isn't suited for sexy-ness. The One must be very, very... VERY sexy.

(What about Antonio Banderas as a former boy band member? Can HE take on Justin?)

[idgiehkt]

32. he doesn't have the minerals...roflmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are killing me this afternoon. :)

I think just about anyone could take on Justin, but they better watch out, because I've heard Cameron can kick some serious ass. She's probably his bodyguard, if the truth be told; I keep on expecting him to go all Lance Bass any day now.

[Drum]

15. Forget him...these guys were better:

:P

[Writer]

21. Alas, one did survive from that group...

But he lost his life in a rice picker accident. Who can slay Justin?

[Drum]

35. Lol...those darned rice-picking machines....

:D

[MorningGlow]

16. Interesting theory!

Me, I just can't stand him because he looks 13 to me--NOT sexy, NOT a celebrity, NOT hip, and definitely NOT a smokin' hot R&B singer. Or whatever he thinks he is. Just a homely pasty-faced white boy who makes crap music.

Other than that, I got no beef with him. :evilgrin:

[Writer]

22. But he's bringing sexy back

(Yeah!)

Those other f'ers don't know how to act

(Yeah!)

Indeed! His 13 year-old boy curls must be taken down!

[Capn Amerika]

17. You've got to be kidding me with those tattoos.

Those are drawn on with magic marker right? Are they henna tattoos?

[Writer]

23. Are they constructed with henna or with hotness?

No... he's starting to pull me in! Those tattoos radiate badness to me - like "bad boy, spank with with your big tattooed arm" badness.

Oh no - someone save me!

[thefool_wa]

28. You must not give in to the dark side

Sure, tatoos like that take a certain type of personality to get done just in and of themselves, but that makes him niether cool nor a bad boy.

I knew a guy at work that was all tatted up, cool stuff in some cases and dorky stuff in others (he got the XXX tatoo on the back of his neck like in the movie - a borderline act at best), This guy - regardless of his droves of tatoos, was as far away from a bad boy as you get - nice enough, but a real softie and kinda quiet.

Timberlake wishes he was Eminem and is really just Donnie Osmand.

[Writer]

31. Maybe Justin needs to take some lessons from Weird Al

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MJehVbe7Cxs

[thefool_wa]

33. YEAH!

See, that's what I'm talkin about :)

[BarenakedLady]

24. Because he's annoying

:shrug:

[Writer]

25. He must be stopped Barenaked, he

MUST BE SLAIN FOR THE GOOD OF MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD!

[BarenakedLady]

30. I am Barenaked,

and I support this message.

:patriot:

[thefool_wa]

26. You completely overlooked

98 Degrees in your analysis - of course none of them made it either so....

I hate justin timberlake - he thinks he's so cool and he really isn't.

[Writer]

27. You mean 0 degrees Kelvin?

They froze to death in the icy slopes of Badness long, long ago.

[thefool_wa]

29. Tru Dat

But still hardline boy band competitors of the 90s.

Wasn't Lance Bass one of them? Didn't the russians launch him into the sun or something?

:) :) :)

[Momgonepostal]

38. OK, I'm no fan, not now, not then, but have you seen...

His SNL "A Special Christmas Box" skit? I have to hand it do him for being about to laugh at himself and what he does enough to do that.

Here's a YouTube link, with a warning that the audio is R rated:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

[Writer]

39. Yes, I've seen it.

Justin in his true light. He still must be taken down.

[WCGreen]

40. He's got Mary on the Half Shell on his arm....

[Writer]

42. He's earnin' his Latino style points there...

pachuco! ;)

[bigwillq]

41. I rather like him.

Not really him personally but I like his songs and his dance moves.....he entertains me.

He is quite the entertainer. Did you catch him on SNL a few weeks back? Some good skits.

And he is kind of cute too.


:)


If any of those boy band people had to survive, I am glad it's Justin.

[Writer]

43. Off with your head!

Treachery!

;)

:hi:

[bigwillq]

47. Which one?

:evilgrin: :shrug: :P :)

;)

[Writer]

56. LOL!

:rofl:

[Roon]

44. He's HAUGHT!

I wasn't going to say anything, but DAMN!!!!.....

[Writer]

45. You will join him in the gallows...

:mad:

[bigwillq]

46. Hell yeah he is.

I didn't think so until he cut his hair..shaved it....now I think he's really hot.

I like the bad boy image he's been trying to show off of late. Bad boys turn me on! :evilgrin:


That pic that the OP has is from the movie Alpha Dog...which opens soon....can't wait to see it.

[graywarrior]

48. He SUCKS!

That's why he annoys me. And whoever told guys they look great with shaved heads and 3-day facial stubble should be killed.

[WCGreen]

49. It's as good as the my hair looks like I just woke up from

on a bar room floor style that took six hours to get just right....

[billyskank]

50. What about shaved heads

sans stubble?

[graywarrior]

55. You look good in anything, billyskank. Even in nothing...I imagine.

[Writer]

59. Why, graywarrior, why did you have to type that!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[graywarrior]

67. Why? Why not?

Cept I don't understand your question.

[bigwillq]

51. Hey!

I have a shaved head and sometimes I have a 3-day stubble and I think I am HOT! :P

:spank:

[graywarrior]

66. Prove it. Let's see some pics.

(But I believe you, honest!)

[bigwillq]

68. Here's one

And another

[graywarrior]

72. *thud*

You are way better than Justin Fuckerlake. WAY better.

[idgiehkt]

52. every single time I see this thread,

sexyback starts playing in my mind. I'm sorry, but I might have to hide it...it won't stop. :(

[Writer]

57. It's sticks in your head. That's why the music is so eeeevil...

like the froo-its of the deveeeel. It's eeeevil. :P

[mitchum]

54. He annoys me because he is just worhless pop PRODUCT

[Writer]

58. Indeed. A consumer's blunder. A lemon of an automobile.

He's well made for the scrap heap, this one.

[kwassa]

60. Was he in Oasis?

[Writer]

63. No...worse.

He was in 'N Sync.

[cwydro]

61. I just don't like him

at all. No reason.

[Writer]

64. You are a poster of the highest quality.

:patriot:

[cwydro]

84. Well, thank you.

And you are a very attractive woman.:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

62. Hi Writer!

I'm back!

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

65. Hey, Southpaw...

You're not just back - you're SEXYback, right?

[SPKrazy]

69. I Am Sexy Back! Baby!

just not as sexy back as you!

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

70. You flatter me.

;)

[SPKrazy]

71. I Try!

could be 'cause I likes you!

:loveya:

[Writer]

73. ...

:blush:

[SPKrazy]

74. ...

:hug:

[graywarrior]

76. Get a room you two!

[SPKrazy]

77. ...

shhhhh!

keep it down

;-)

[graywarrior]

78. Define "it"

[SPKrazy]

79. ...

I meant pointing out that we needed a room

but we wouldn't want to keep anything down that didn't need to stay down...

;)

[graywarrior]

80. Exactly.

You're a quick study. (Not too quick tho)

[Writer]

81. Certainly NOT

Although I have methods if a problem arises, alrighty?

[SPKrazy]

83. ...

alrighty!

:evilgrin:

[Jade Fox]

75. He has a tiny little grapefruit head.

I always thought he looked weird next to pumpkinhead Cameron Diaz.

For some reason men with small heads bug me.

[Writer]

82. Hmmm... men with small heads...

Hrmmmm...

[Scout1071]

85. How is he a "wannabe"?

Seems to me he is the real thing.