There was a church down in Texas...

[Jamastiene]

There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played
the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to
be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of
the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some
green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would
shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons
because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you
won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said:

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon
tewday".

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OMG, :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I call bullshit

The only church in Texas is Southern Baptist, and Southern Baptist women don't have breasts.

[Jamastiene]

2. Lol, it's a joke only.

Not to be taken literally. :rofl: