Making the world safer for sexists everywhere

[Greatwildbeast]

Thought this was a "put on" huh? Not so.

The beast (that's me) is a true sexist. At least according to one of my longest term female friends. So I gotta believe her. Old friends are like family: They're always with you wherever you go.

And I agree: I don't necessarily want my girlfriend to be inteligent. It's OK if she is but if not so what? If i really want to be with a super sharp, talented, smart thinkin chick I will spend fifty bucks to go see Sheryl Crow at her next show.

This ain't discriminatory. I just don't need a lot of brains from the chick who wants to keep me warm. In fact an overdose of cranial power might be a kind of burden.

So right now am hooked up with a dormat of a girl. Not too brite either. Laughs at all my jokes (now you know she ain't too swift) listens to my every word and would pour me a beer if I wanted one at 7am. Well not sure since I don't drink much anymore.

But that is the way it is.

In the meantime I still campaign for the Sierra Club, support a woman's right to choose, want campaign finance reform, more wildlands, less groundwater toxics, disarmament etc. etc. etc.

I just send my smart chicks to Washington to do the dirty work. Go Pelosi, Boxer and maybe even that old bitch Feinstein! She's not as pretty as the other two but I keep voting for her and all of dem everytime.

Don't like it?

Well shucks you're kinda cute when you're mad.

Am dead serious with this post folks. This is who i really am.

[Book Lover]

1. I'm dying to know what you edited out

[WhollyHeretic]

3. His last shred of common sense?

:shrug:

[yewberry]

4. *snicker*

Much better response than mine.

[Book Lover]

5. Or at least his courage

post-and-runner...

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[Droopy]

6. "This is who I really am"

The psychiatrist in me says, "Has it ever occurred to you that you are not a very nice person?" I actually had one say that to me one time. Thing is, I was just insane. They got pills for that. I don't know if there's a cure for what you got.

[idgiehkt]

7. "Not too brite either"

you can say that again.

:rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. I bet he wrote the rough draft on this:

[Greatwildbeast]

15. Cool!

I met this cool, older Filipino man last week. He's about 75 years old i figure.

Anyway his wife is about 35 years YOUNGER and waits on him hand and foot all day long. Soon as he gets up in the morning she gets him a frosty mug of Heineken. And not because she wants him to drink himself to death either. She LOVES the old man to pieces!!!

The guy has the life of Reilly except that his wife listens to those Christian Music stations all day long. She's a little dingy that way but heck no one is perfect.

The I met their 19 y/o daughter: Beyond cute! PERFECT!!! Prettiest darn thang I ever seen and I see a lot. Sweetest woman too.

Pours me a cup of coffee asks me if I need more to eat whatever. Would have asked her to marry right on the spot me except that i was workin and didn't want to piss off the old man until after he paid the bill.

Nice people those Filipinos!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Yeah...

:wtf:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. You sure you're in the right place?

I mean, for other than an ass-whoopin'?

:popcorn:

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Yet I can't get a date to save my life?

x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Apparently, you haven't resorted

to hitting women on the head with a club and dragging them away.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Admittedly my method is nowhere near as sophisticate as Greatwildbeast's.

[Shakespeare]

13. "This ain't discriminatory."

You're right. It's just profoundly dumb.

[yewberry]

14. Maybe

it just *really* wants MoseyWalker to hit it with a stick.

It surely applies.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

17. Locking

This is flamebait, sexist, and anti-woman.

And therefore against DU rules.


Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator