Say something really, really dumb so I can whack you

[MoseyWalker]

with my cyber-walking stick!

[BarenakedLady]

1. Irregardless

Supposibly I am a moran, but I ain't.

Ok I have this joke for you...I'm sure you've never heard it.

The President and his chief of staff were in a meeting....

[MoseyWalker]

5. irrigardenless weather or not you are a moran

You don't deserve a whack!

[BarenakedLady]

8. I'll try harder next time

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

2. Where do you intend to whack me?

:spray:

[MoseyWalker]

6. depends

on what you say. I have nothing to go on yet, so consider yourself NOT Whacked!

[yewberry]

3. How come

all of those poor kids at my public school just don't so as well as the more well-off kids? Is there something innately wrong with them? Is it perhaps genetic? And why don't the kids whose families speak other languages at home do as well?

Is it a librul conspiracy to feed hungry children?

[MoseyWalker]

7. you're gettin' a whack straight in the

tofu.

be warned! okay. here it comes.

[yewberry]

11. OW!

Right on the fleshy part!

[graywarrior]

4. George Bush is the decider.

He decides.

[MoseyWalker]

9. that ain't so dumb

I been decidin' fer a long time too.

Oh, hell, what am I saying.

TWO whacks for you!

[graywarrior]

10. On the bum, please.

[MoseyWalker]

12. I don't whack bums

or streetwalkers, or other people who inhabit the night.

TWO whacks more for that suggestion!

:rofl:

[Momgonepostal]

13. Where's the Bush/Cheney 2008 Forum on this site?

I've looked everywhere!
:shrug:

[MoseyWalker]

14. I think it's

somewhere in the black, evil dirty hole in the deepest Dante level of hell that has constant, and consistent, diarhea to float in while screaming in agony.

You really don't want to know.

[MoseyWalker]

15. Oops, forgot

WHACK!

[Momgonepostal]

18. OOOOWWWWWW!

(That was a very funny response)

[thefool_wa]

29. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

That's the best one yet!

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. George Bush

I win! :woohoo:


Oh, you said something, not someone. My bad.

[MoseyWalker]

17. You win!

You good!

:)

and the distinction means nothing! thing/one.

no whacks for you!

[crim son]

19. My STBE wouldn't [pick me up when the remote ffailed to unlock

my car, so I walked home. Go ahead, beat me & see if I even notice.

[MoseyWalker]

22. what a rotten STBE

whatever that is. I would take a big stick to that person.

[thefool_wa]

30. STBE? n/t

[crim son]

33. Soon-To-Be-Ex husband.

We have lived together as friends for years and now we are finally putting an end to it.

[badgerpup]

20. OK, I'll bite.

"Something really really dumb so I can whack you "

Am I president yet?
(I loves me some Zippy the Pinhead)

[MoseyWalker]

23. Look inside your own mind

if you are told that you are, then you are!

All hail!

[Guava Jelly]

21. I'm tired of getting all these naked pictures pm'd to me

I mean it just gets old sometimes :7

[MoseyWalker]

24. How dumb can one person be!

nothing personal, but holy malloly.

naked pictures get old?

Well, I guess they might.............IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT PICS OF GRANDMA!

edit for 4 whacks.

[Guava Jelly]

25. I thought that was a pretty Whackable offense

To bad it's a lie :7

[MoseyWalker]

26. I feel better now

about the whole thing.

:smoke:

[badgerpup]

27. "naked pictures get old?"

Yep...if they're of Dorian Grey...

EWWWWWW! :puke:

(sorry...too good an opening to pass up. :spank: )

[edbermac]

28. I wash my hair with clam broth.

[Kerrytravelers]

31. I think George W. Bush is a good man, a great president and a man of God.

:puke: I can even make myself puke sometimes.

[rug]

32. Nucular

[Lyric]

34. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the
President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

[Guava Jelly]

35. argggggggggh! you got this coming! to ya

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:7

[Lyric]

36. Hey now! *takes paddle away*

I have a sensitive heinie. *sniff* :hide:

Here's another gem:

Bush Library Destroyed.
Crawford, Texas (AP)--A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. BOTH have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the first one. The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

[Guava Jelly]

37. He can almost stay in the lines

well almost

[otherlander]

38. George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist.

Obviously.