Yes, "Irisheyes," I know you want me. And YOU know you want me. But you can't have me.

[Redstone]

I understand that's why you're frustrated and feel the need to lash out.

It's OK; you'll fnd womeone eventually. Maybe. But it won't be me.

Sorry to break you heart, but that's the way things go sometime in the real world.

Redstone

[TOhioLiberal]

1. A lot of people want you...

...I know at least one...:blush:

[Redstone]

12. And doesn't it feel good to hear that.

Redstone

[MichiganVote]

2. Oh I've got to get in on this one.....:)

:popcorn:

[Haole Girl]

3. Huh?

I think I better go get something to
drink...brb....

:hi:

[Redstone]

19. Oh, she knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Unless, of course, she's a HE, and in that case,

given the setting, it would cause no end of embarrassment.

Wouldn't it? because such longings might seem unseemly to its friends.

Redstone

[bluethruandthru]

4. Why do I feel like I walked into

the middle of a movie?

:shrug:

[MichiganVote]

5. Sort of like this guy?

[jus_the_facts]

6. Does anyone else hear Sam Elliott's voice when they read Redstone's posts?!

....I always do!!! :D :blush:

:loveya:

[MichiganVote]

7. Or this guy??

[Redstone]

26. Please excuse me for asking, because my memory is so bad: Who is that?

Redstone

[momophile]

8. omg! I will for now on!

:loveya: My mom and I usually don't agree on guys, but Sam Elliott is the exception.

[TOhioLiberal]

9. He's hot!

(fans self) Is it suddenly hot in here? or is it just him? :rofl:

[Redstone]

11. Close, but he's about a foot shorter than I am.

Better moustache than I have, though.

Redstone

[jus_the_facts]

14. There's definitely a resemblance....

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

10. Something tells me that

Irisheyes aren't smiling...









Not that I have a clue as to what's going on here -- walking in on the middle of a conversation feels like that -- but one thing I know about Mr Redstone is that he is rarely wrong, is even more rarely nonsensical, and is usually more reasonable than any ten other people put together, so I'm inclined to give him an Amen on this one. And, of course, I hope that Irisheyes finds someone and that I one day find someone who's somewhat reminiscent of the lovely Mrs Redstone. :D

[MichiganVote]

13. Well I don't know what the hell he is talking about either but last night it was a bar fight

and tonight its somebody whose Irish. Who knew? :shrug:

[Redstone]

18. Mrs R will appreciate that, she will. Thank you.

Redstone

[flvegan]

15. Sir, point me in the direction of the headlock recipient...

I'm ready, willing, able and at your command...

[MichiganVote]

16. Awww baloney, I just left your other thread where you've been flirting

:)

[Redstone]

21. Nah, thanks for the offer, but no assistance needed. She'll read this, and that

will be enough.

You know how THEY are; always peeping through the windows here, watching us have all the fun.

Jealousy is SO undignified.

Hey, how's that big pooch doing? Well, I hope. It's amazing (to me) how well dogs adapt to being three-legged instead of four-so.

Redstone

[Redstone]

17. Argh! The editing time ran out, and there were those two typos.

Sorry about that, my Not-So-Secret Admirer.

Yes, even I make a mistake now and again.

PS: You can look up my typos in the dictionary, and while you're there, you might want to look up the definition of "taunting." because that's what I'm doing right here. And before you utter the oh-so-snappy comeback that you and yours love so well, "Come over and fight me here," guess what: I did. And they, your Fearless Leaders, were afraid to let me do that. Punks that they are.

Quote this, I dare you.

Redstone

[BarenakedLady]

20. Yup ok

I'm totally lost. But it's not the first time.

:crazy:

:popcorn:

[Redstone]

22. Not to worry. It's a taunt directed to someone external to DU. I posted it here because

those particular folks are obsessed with what we say here, but are too cowardly to let us discuss things with them in their own neighborhood...even though they'll "invite us to come over here," and then they punk out and put up the barricades when we try to do as they ask.

Just a bunch of losers; don't worry about them.

Redstone

[MichiganVote]

24. You want us to take em' out?

[Redstone]

25. Thanks, but no need. All at once, or one at a time, makes no difference to me. I can handle them.

Though I won't need to, since this particular gang is, all of them, nothing but punks when it come right down to it.

But I do appreciate your offer, and will take you up on it if I ever need to.

Redstone

[MichiganVote]

23. Yeah me too. Sort of like a book I've been reading up to page 100

and still remain clueless.

[Dastard Stepchild]

27. I know what this is in reference to..

:spank:


But really, inside I am feeling all :7 at your decision to post this.

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Oh dear. You've discovered my Alter-Ego!

Be gentle with me, Redstone. A girl can't much control herself around a guy like you...


:cry:

[Redstone]

32. Thank you, m'dear. Always great for the ego for me to hear things like that from you.

Redstone

[BlueStorm]

29. Huh? What's this all about?

:shrug:

Blue

[FedUpWithIt All]

30. ...

:hug: to you and the Mrs.

Stepping back out of the way so you may continue. :D

[Redstone]

31. Thanks for the greeting. No big deal; I'm just having some fun with the jealous little boys & girls.

Amazing how easy it is to get some people all riled up & foaming at the mouth. Hee hee.

Redstone