"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!" Ralph Appreciation Thread:

[CanuckAmok]

[scarlet_owl]

1. "I bent my wookie!"

[JackBeck]

2. "They taste like burning."

[AlCzervik]

3. "I'm Idaho!"

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

4. "Oh boy sleep! That's where I'm a viking"

[deucemagnet]

5. When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

6. Me fail English? That's unpossible.

[ellie]

7. My cat's breath

smells like cat food!

[gmoney]

8. "Hi Superninto Chalmers..."

"What is your obsession with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

[anti-everything]

9. "That's where I saw the leprechaun,

he told me to burn things."

[swag]

10. "My doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there"

[Danger Mouse]

11. "What's a battle?"

i've worked with kids like this, unfortunately, i had one just like ralph wiggum...bleh...

[CanuckAmok]

12. "Then the doctor said both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever!"

...

[BrotherBuzz]

13. "Even my boogers are spicy"