Ladies: Have you ever been to a...uhm "toy" party....

[BarenakedLady]

My friend is having one in February and I was wondering what to expect.

Let's try not to get this thing locked. I'm really curious to know what I've gotten myself into...








*wow all my posts today so far seem to have a common theme in them, eh? :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

1. Best "sales" party EVER!

We had booze, and I won ALL the games! It was fun!

[BarenakedLady]

5. Sounds like fun.

:)

Did you get "prizes" for winning the games? lol.

[LaraMN]

8. Yep.

A lipstick in the shape of a penis, an eraser set (also in the aforementioned form), and a vibrating *extender*.

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Cool

I'll try to remember to be extra competitive. :evilgrin:

[Bum Whisperer]

2. If so...

...relay all of the details with the purchases please. Thanks!

[Love Bug]

3. Yes -- lots of fun!

Our rep was discreet -- she took orders in private -- and there was a wide variety of things from different lotions to elaborate toys. Something for everyone! Oh, and no men allowed, either. I guess they would have to have their own separate party.

[BarenakedLady]

4. Yes, all females

Thank goodness. I'll be :blush: enough as it is!

[Lochloosa]

6. Was there uhhh....demonstrations?

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Not recently, but the couple I attended in the late 80s/early 90s were a lot of fun...

:evilgrin: Lingerie and toys... :D

[BarenakedLady]

21. I bet you had fun!

Just a guess....:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. Good guess...

:evilgrin:

[FedUpWithIt All]

10. LOT of fun...

I've attended several. The one immediately after my divorce was the most interesting though. I got a pretty little discount. lol

Bunch of women (it is pretty rare for them to be both men and women but i have attended one of these) sitting around laughing and having a good time.



:hi:

[miss_american_pie]

11. Yes

One SIL threw one for another SIL before her wedding. It was tame enough, but I know more about the sex lives of my husband's sisters than I ever wanted to know. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

18. Hahaha

Luckily these are all just friends and I already know more about their sex lives than I ever wanted to know. :rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

35. You should really have a "ball"!

:rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

39. In that case

Have fun! :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

40. I will

You want me to pick up anything special for you? :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

42. Well...

let's just leave that conversation for PMs. ;)

[BarenakedLady]

43. heheheh (n/t)

[Skittles]

12. no

but they sound A-OK to me :thumbsup:

[lukasahero]

13. Yes - it was funny as hell

Got more entertaining after the first few bottles of wine were emptied and people started to loosen up a bit. Best done with the right group of people though - gotta have a sense of humor.

[BarenakedLady]

19. Oh these are my best friends

That I've know since we were kids (at least a few of them are). I'm thinking it will be a blast!

[lukasahero]

33. In that case, I suspect you will be aching

from the laughter that will ensue. Enjoy and nurture those relationships. They are precious.

[youthere]

14. Never been to one, but I always wanted to..

A friend's daughter sells that stuff and does home parties..if she didn't live in another state I'd let her do a party at my house. They sound like lots of fun..especially AFTER everyone goes home (wink wink nudge nudge)

[BarenakedLady]

20. Hehehe

I'm sure you are right. But I'm flying solo atm. I'm guessing it would be more fun with a partner. :shrug:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

30. Only if they are into it!!!

I had 1 ex-SO that was. I was only joking when I brought it up to him!! :)

[DixieBlue]

15. Yes, it was fun but not as crazy as you think ...

Well, once you get past the whole "they're handing around vibrators and and dildoes" thing.

I think the more people that are there, the less embarrassing it is. I've been to small and large and, let me tell you, the small is much more awkward.

[BarenakedLady]

22. I think it is going to be small

But, like I said, I've know a few since we were pre-teens (and younger). There is not a lot we haven't shared...hehehe

[Deja Q]

16. They're fun.

I was at one once... the ladies brought all their gay friends along. The two of us were 'tokens', donchaknow... :D

Totally innocent. No doubt you'll dig it. :)

[BarenakedLady]

24. Really?

You went to one? That's awesome.

I'm looking forward to it. Not so much in a naughty sense, but just actually having fun and seeing my friends again. :)

[ceile]

17. It's a blast!

I had a great time at the one I went to.

[BarenakedLady]

26. Excellent!

:thumbsup:

[SPKrazy]

23. Depending On The State

one can get arrested for these things

Although I'm pretty sure it's a Southern state that has that.

I'm part of Toy Party enforcement with the FBTI (Federal Bureau of Toy Investigation)

I'm going to have to confiscate these toys... unless....

:evilgrin:



:spray: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

27. I'm sure I'll be safe in RI

Pretty much anything goes on up there... :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

54. ...

sounds like the place to be!

:rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

28. You must have saw something that you liked! :) n/t

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

25. I have :)

They are alot of fun. You have to be an open-minded person to really enjoy yourself. The best ones are bridal showers and Valentine's Day.:evilgrin:


I also had the misfortune of trying to have one 2 weeks before Christmas a couple of years ago. Word of caution: Don't ever do that!:(


As for the games, OMG!!! THe tips aren't to bad either!

[BarenakedLady]

29. Well this is on the 10th of Feb

Just in time for Valentine's Day.

Not that I really have one this year, but oh well...

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

32. In that case...

Just don't take your whole paycheck. :hide:

[BarenakedLady]

36. What paycheck?

:rofl:

Maybe my friends will take pity on me since my B-day is Feb 17th.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

41. Work it,BNL!!!

If they are anything like me... LOOKOUT!!! You might get the "biggest" one they have!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[bluethruandthru]

34. No, but a friend of mine said

I would be a great sales person for them!

Toys are fun! :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

37. Indeed.

:thumbsup:

[slj0101]

38. I used to trade Matchbox cars with my other friends.

That was fun. :thumbsup:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

45. ...

:shrug:

[redqueen]

44. Nope!

They sound like fun though...

[Yavin4]

46. In Some States, That's Illegal

It's illegal to sell items designed explicitly for sexual gratification.

[BarenakedLady]

47. Hmmmm

How would one find out if it is illegal or not?

[Yavin4]

48. Alabama and TX Are Two That I Know Of

Probably other Southern States as well.

[BarenakedLady]

49. Well Rhode Island

Is almost as far away from the South as you can get...so I'm hoping for the best. hehehe

[Yavin4]

50. Vibrate Away Then!

bzzzzzzzz

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Yes. Somebody went home with a concussion. It was fun.

[BarenakedLady]

52. That sounds verra interesting

Do tell.... :)

[Guava Jelly]

53. I think they give out Tickle me Elmo dolls

at those partys :7

[Mrs.Matcom]

55. 2 as a matter of fact!

One with my sister that our friend/hairdresser did, and the best one was with my sixty something mom this past summer! OMG! we laughed so hard!!! She ordered a book and some perfume...was quite commical, one of the best times we ever had together! Have a great time!!! :hi:

[cwydro]

56. I have!

more than 12 years ago and I was the only gay woman with all these straight women I worked with. I had a blast though!

[alarimer]

57. No. I am too embarrassed to do so

I prefer the anonymity of online sales. But now that the President is opening mail, I am a little worried.